Lyle meets Liverpudlian at bar

Hey everybody, went out tonight in my home town Greensboro, NORTH CAROLINA and was wearing my Liverpool jersey (away colors 2005-2006) and all of a sudden a guy taps me on the shoulder and is like "holy fuck, mates look at this guy!" and he's from fucking Liverpool and his parents have had season tickets at Anfield for forever and we start shootin the shit and he's a pretty cool motherfucker....he said I look like Jan Molby (I hope that's a good thing).

We started up on this old gem too...L.I.V.....E.R.P......O.O.L Liverpool FC!


We even made fun of his Mank buddy too, hahaha....great time ;D

I reckon he said I look like Jan cause I'm a big fella but that's ok with me, at least he was a good player

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did u get laid that night?

Lyle, Jan Molby ? Look's or physique ? Jan was shall we say Rotund as footballer's go !

Good player though .

( can we call you a Scouse cunt now ?)

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Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

did u get laid that night?

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You can kiss my ass


I just thought it was cool because who the fuck is going to figure you're going to meet a person from England much less from Liverpool in North Carolina?

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Lyle, Jan Molby ? Look's or physique ?  Jan was shall we say Rotund as footballer's go !

Good player though .

( can we call you a Scouse cunt now ?)

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I have no idea...I am not exactly slim but I am not exactly fat either....I'm guessing a bit of both. I'd be skinnier if I didn't love beer so much

We did both agree that Rafa out coached himself out of a win vs AC in the Champions League finals

Write him a letter ... :D

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Originally Posted by Swashbuckling Gordy

Write him a letter ... :D

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...may have too

"Dear Rafa, who the hell gave you the bright idea to play Stevie G up front vs AC Milan BRUCE ARENA?!?!?!"

[quote=Lyle ]

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Originally Posted by TheBESTP4P

did u get laid that night?

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You can kiss my a**



ouch so i take that as a NO? i didnt imply did u get laid by the liver pool dude, i asked in general did u get laid that night? theres a difference bro! so sensitive have a CC from me bro :-*

It was hard to tell whether or not you were being sarcastic....but you read it and see if you couldn't take it that way.


As for getting laid...no not last night, I was just out for a beer or twelve at a pub and not a club there is a HUGE difference as to what kind of ass you can pull from either.

Jan was quite possibly one of the fattest players to grace any football team. He could however put the ball on sixpence like few others 8)

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Originally Posted by Steelie

Jan was quite possibly one of the fattest players to grace any football team. He could however put the ball on sixpence like few others 8)

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A good player i remember seeing him at Crystal Palace completely run the game and liverpool won 6-1 .

Took the piss all afternoon

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Originally Posted by Steelie

Jan was quite possibly one of the fattest players to grace any football team. He could however put the ball on sixpence like few others 8)

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How big was he?

In truth, not that big. Relatively speaking he was massive compared to the likes of Ian Rush.

Google imaes mate, google images...

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Originally Posted by Steelie

In truth, not that big. Relatively speaking he was massive compared to the likes of Ian Rush.

Google imaes mate, google images...

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I mean strictly speaking "footballers" are tiny...Maradona, Ronaldinho, hell Peter Crouch is a skinny fuck even if he's 6'7

Ronaldo is kind of big but not really compared to real people and not football players