"Dirty" martial arts

so, you all know my general feelings on most traditional martial arts..(excluding judo, MUnk) ;D rubbish. Whereas in boxing, MT, bjj, etc, there;s nothing rubbish about getting punched in the face or choked out. But I will admit is that there are some things to be learned from some of the others.

So my question is, which are the ones that would be considered "dirty." Things like small joint manipulation, broken arms, etc. I'm not takling about the kick in the balls, eye gouging and biting. I don't need to pay some con artist to learn that. my old boss took a form of jiu jitsu that was all wrist locks that was pretty cool. anyone know it?

While I'm on this, some of the most practical dirty tactics I've learned are form my buddy who's a cop in Detroit. for example, gouging under the jaw with the thumb at the eye teeth , putting pressure on a point behind the ear with the thumb, pushing straight up on the jaw with the palm of your hand, etc. Things like that.... that organized fighting/mma doesn't allow.

And don't tell me kung fu because it's chump fu and never been proven effective anywhere.

I have no personal experience but Krav Maga the Israeli self defense system is supposed to be very practical for surviving real world assaults

cc for that. 8)

Small circle ju jitsu, I believe it's a lot of hand and close in manipulations.

I've known of tons of illegal moves used in boxing. I'll just mention one here for sake of humor.

Let's say for instance that your opponent has been making sure that he's well hydrated, upon noticing it you go for the other low blow... right in the bladder! :o If you don't know the bladder is just underneath the beltline. Anyways a hard well timed shot should make them piss themselves, or the worst case scenario it'll rupture their bladder killing them in one of the most embarrassing and unforgiving ways possible. 8) I'd save this for boxing's reprobates right next to avenging your best friend's death. However it's not unexcusable to throw it in as a little lovetap for that buddy of yours that keeps cheap shot'ing ya.