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I keep getting these email every day asking if I'd like to buy some wandercum pills. Apparently they maximise semen quality and volume and in the words of the ads 'cock starved whores will gag on every inch as you give them a slam cum bath'.
They also suggest I 'flip them over just in time to spray their eyes shut with cum'.
I'm tempted but I'm not sure if the girls are included with the pills or come seperately?
Any of you guys get weird fucking sleazy emails too? :D
:lol: Nope but I used to get penis enlargment adverts now and then but not anymore. I guess they found that there's a bigger market in semen enhancement drugs. They're probably all bullshit and I'm sure there's some frustrated B****** wanking in his cold dark apartment who kills himself because the pills he got in the mail didn't work.
I guess if you're a real cruel B****** you could feed it to some animals and see whether they turn into sex crazed beasts or not. :D
What I should have said was, "Yes, I tried them and I would have drowned had I not wore an XXXL sized condom, I didn't have the heart to tell my girlfriend that it's not a waterbed..."
If it would make me bust like this, then I would get it:
**WARNING EXTREME XXX VIDEO!
it is only like 1.3 mb big, it will DL in a snap.
Unless you are as perveted as bilbo, do not watch. This girl gets owned with cum.
http://www.boobmall.com/foc2/007/003.mpg
Was that a horse? :o :o :o
No sh*t!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris N.
If it wasn't for my shock and amazement, I would feel like a 1/10 of the man I do now!
:knock_out:
Funny thing: my friend sent me that from work a couple weeks back. He was fired for mis-using company e-mail about a week later ;D
Hmmmm... he must've been busy looking up the weather when the boss came up behind him. :o Maybe his boss felt like like 1/10th the man when he saw it. ;D
This is a super soaker that you gotta see:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc
major pumping required.
Ooh just got my latest wondercum email!
They invite me to discover the wonder in wondercum at their site http://mmiebo.com
Just checking it out now.........
I tried it.... It makes a male orgasm last much,much,much longer, It's like tossing a cup of semen on your significant other, It's a little gross cuming so much but the climax is simply amazing. My chicks digs me getting so aroused, You guys should try it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bilbo
Bilbo you need to keep well away from them pills mate... I heard they have a side effect that makes a tree grow out of your arse ;D