YO CHECK THIS OUT GUYS....

back when i used to smoke WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY too much weed i got REEEEAAAALLL fucked up onew day and i decided to write a childrens book



yo, i swear this fucking thing is MONEY



its better then dr suess, ME > HIM

for treal tho, i cannot disclose the supremity of the rhymes utilized in the story as they are covert6 criteria


but for real, the hook that that book was on was off the fucking plane of reality, i jusyt gotta get that shit animated and its MONEY


i have possibly morte ideas to make moneyt (mostlyu from they days of smoking shit) then any other, and i think most of tehm would actually make some moemy if some effort was put into them

Ok man :-\ good luck with....that....thing there...*runs*

YO, BUDDY, U FDONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT SAMMY THE SLUG ;)

Hahaha

I have a friend who smokes a lot now. And he does the most crackhead things, that's like something he would do.

He has like the most badass room, laptop, HDTV, Bose speakers and his mom always buys him this wierd shit to bring out his artistic side or whatever since she's into that. So she buys him like a little wooden horse that you can make in all these different positions, plants and an art set.

Everytime I go to his house, he has like 100 pieces of printer paper all painted out and he paints the wierdest shit like a bear claw or a goose all when he's completely gone.

I think I may be able to top that though. A few weeks ago I took the bus to Wal Mart. Not really sure why. But in there I went and I listened to seriously every CD A-B on the little sample thing, when I picked up the Cat Stevens greatest hits album. And on it is The Wind. I swear thats the best song to listen to high. I bought the album for $32 and went home and played it 40 times before I realized wtf I was doing.

Still though, childrens book that is the shit good luck with that ;)

u ever smoke crills?

that shit was the shit back in the day

honestley i worthe this bok like a year and a half - 2 yaesrd ago, and im not even sure where the fuck it is, but i remember alll the high spots, if it was illustrated nice and shiot that would be MONEY, then we getr a non-threatning looking girl with a soft voice to sing that shit and turn it into a fucking song and you fill the rest of the CD with bullshit like 'look both ways before you cross the street' and 'tie your shoes or you might fall down' and you got what is know as HEAVY DOLLAZ my friend ;)

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YO, BUDDY, U FDONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT SAMMY THE SLUG ;)

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;D your a funny bloke

Whats Crills?

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Whats Crills?

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HAHAHA


i havent done this in YWEARS BTW and i havents moked weed for like a year and a half, im done with ALL this shit


crills is when you take coke and you cook it up to where its kind of black and soft like play dough and you throw it into a blunt in little balls and that shit FUCKS you up...


but stay away from that sjhit ;)


and stay away from whippets, that shit isnt good for you

So like a chewy bowl? Nah I don't fuck with any of that. Weed and occasionally hash is it for me.

i aint never heard of a chewey bowl

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Whats Crills?

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HAHAHA


i havent done this in YWEARS BTW and i havents moked weed for like a year and a half, im done with ALL this S***


crills is when you take coke and you cook it up to where its kind of black and soft like play dough and you throw it into a blunt in little balls and that S*** FUCKS you up...


but stay away from that sjhit ;)


and stay away from whippets, that S*** isnt good for you

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:Oops: I forgot my medicine

why havn't u had it published lol?

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Hahaha

I have a friend who smokes a lot now. And he does the most crackhead things, that's like something he would do.

He has like the most badass room, laptop, HDTV, Bose speakers and his mom always buys him this wierd S*** to bring out his artistic side or whatever since she's into that. So she buys him like a little wooden horse that you can make in all these different positions, plants and an art set.

Everytime I go to his house, he has like 100 pieces of printer paper all painted out and he paints the wierdest S*** like a bear claw or a goose all when he's completely gone.

I think I may be able to top that though. A few weeks ago I took the bus to Wal Mart. Not really sure why. But in there I went and I listened to seriously every CD A-B on the little sample thing, when I picked up the Cat Stevens greatest hits album. And on it is The Wind. I swear thats the best song to listen to high. I bought the album for $32 and went home and played it 40 times before I realized wtf I was doing.

Still though, childrens book that is the S*** good luck with that ;)

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Are you sure you arent just imagining this "friend" of yours and in reality this is just some guy you saw on TV...like the artist dude in Heroes? Honestly now.... ;)

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Originally Posted by amat

Whats Crills?

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HAHAHA


i havent done this in YWEARS BTW and i havents moked weed for like a year and a half, im done with ALL this shit


crills is when you take coke and you cook it up to where its kind of black and soft like play dough and you throw it into a blunt in little balls and that shit FUCKS you up...


but stay away from that sjhit ;)


and stay away from whippets, that shit isnt good for you

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Buying coke just to use it with some wanna be drug like marijuana ::** what a waste.

Anyways, Id actually like to see this thing because if you came up with i'm sure its hilarious in one way or another.

Have you ever seen the back of 20 dllr. bill?





















































On weed? ;D