LOST ..... the alternative version
An aeroplane crashed in the middle of the pacific ocean amongst a group of small islands.
On board the following survivors were scattered around the various islands.
Two Italian men, & an Italian woman.
Two French men, & a French woman.
Two German men, & a German woman.
Two Greek men, & a Greek woman.
Two English men, & an English woman.
Two Bulgarian men, & a Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men, & a Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men, & a Chinese woman.
Two Irishmen, & an Irish woman.
Two American men, & an American woman.
One month later the following things occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a ménage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is cooking and cleaning for them.
The two Englishmen are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island.
The two Japanese are awaiting instructions from Tokyo..
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.
The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and set up a distillery.
They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky.
However, they're satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.
The two American men are contemplating suicide because the American woman
will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her
relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why God put her on this forsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere where she can’t get her nails done and go shopping.
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