What happens when a dwarf with a lisp seek a horse to buy?

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm, "I'd like to buy a horth", he says to the owner of the farm.

"What sort of horse?" said the owner.

"A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

"Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse’s eyes.

"Nithe eyeth.", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse’s teeth.

"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. The owner is getting fed up but again picks up the dwarf to show
him the horse’s ears.

"Nithe eerth.' He says, "Now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up by the scruff of his neck and shoveshis head deep inside the horse's private parts. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?"

Old but still on of my all time favourites ;D

CC, with your permission I will use it on my coffee shop friend, He's a Liverpudlian.

heard it
love it
still an oldie but a good it

Nice one X, I'll be using it myself later.

I'll certainly be using that CC X