I'm not even joking:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3493849
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I'm not even joking:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/story?id=3493849
Right because its the FBI that forced him to film onesided fights and cheezy slow motion action scenes. ;D
Hmm that devasting smear on his name reprinted in thousands and thousands of articels, yet I never even knew about it before now ???
I think he's a poor man's Van Damme, :-X
It's the FBI's fault that he's a lousy actor? For a guy who supposedly is some martial arts expert he moves like a robot.
yeah -or maybe that his movies just suck--vandamme was cool--segal was just fat and stupid
come on guys, he had a few cool movies......or ones I liked as a kid. the one where he was in a coma and came out of it to kill a bunch of dudes was cool.... He also has a scene in a movie once where he beat the hell out of some dudes with a cue ball. that was nice.
Also, that fbi thign didn't happen until like '02 so what's his excuse for the time before that?
I loved his movie Glimmer man.
In fact I love most of all of his films, but I think he needs to just lose weight get back in shape.
And the reason he looks robotic is because he's steven segal and he doesn't need to be bouncing off walls and doing flips to beat someone..he's expending as little energy as possible and he is facing street punks more then half the time are the fights supposed to be anything BUT one sided?
I don't kow if it is true or not, but here is my favorite Segal story, from the late 80s or early 90s:
Standing in line at some Hollywood function, Seagal was bad-mouthing Chuck Norris. Unfortunately he was standing next to Gene LeBell (aka "Judo" Gene LeBell, 1964 world judo champion and erstwhile prowrestler) LeBell happened to be a close friend of Norris and long-time ork out partner, and an argument ensued. LeBell, according to the story, chokd Segal out. This was in the National Enquirer and I suppose that some one more adept than myself could find and upload it.
.....and who's to blame for this??? Shape shifting Reptilian overlords of course!
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Originally Posted by Lyle
He has done some cool stuff in movies. Like in one movie, i think he uses a credit card to slit some guys throat lol its funny that shit like that is impossible...but not if your name is Steven Segal haha ;D