A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says 'Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!'
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A chicken walks up to a duck stood at the side of the road, and says 'Don't do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it!'
;)
I had a mate who was suicidal.
He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.
Then he was chuffed to bits.
Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are gone. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you stick it in a disabled one.
What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?
Sexy kids!
I was asked to run a marathon and I said no chance.
Then I was told it was for spastic and blind kids and I thought "Fuck it. I could win that!"
whats better than winning the paralypics
legs