The totally implausible New Year's Resolution thread.

OK guys, so with the New Year only 46 minutes away here in blighty, I thought I'd share with you some of my more...and less realistic New Year's resolutions.

So, in 2008, I want to:

Get a new job making decent money.
Lose 100lbs.
Drink less booze.
Wake up in my own bed 99% of mornings after having a few drinks.
Be more accomodating to my housemates.
Climb more mountains.
Help our 5-a-side footie team to our first win (current record is 0-7, 6 defeats coming by devastating KO early on!)

So what's yours....realistic or otherwise?

drop 35 pounds or so I can be sexy

Ive never broken my 1990 resolution of not to make another one.