Apparantly Im A Total Dumbass
Was just talking to Hulk on Myspace and certain truths kind of all focused
Back in the 80's I ran a gang in Philly(note to federal prosecutors,we really didnt do much of anything bad,it was more of a mutual protection society,which living in Philly you kind of needed,OK not kind of,you needed)
We stood down a Scarfo nephew one night,at the time I just assumed(because Im not bright despite the high IQ) that it was because when the 6th district boys got there there were 30 of us and 7 of them,and they were the ones screaming and waving the 2X4 around
Now that I come to think of it though
I dont suppose it had anything to do with me daiting a South Philly girl whose family had a house in Jersey,and another in the Suburbs,and a very nice,never screwed with house in South Philly,whose dad worked his way through college in "construction"
No wait, I can get dimmer
We get invited to a family gathering in the Suburbs,theres a bunch of really large men wearing very bad gold jewlery and running suits
During said get together,we decide to play basketball,and its decided that it would be "nice" if I play some b-ball with the guys
I play like I allways play,nothing but hard checks,because I cant shoot worth a damn,6'5" and no jump shot at all
We come back in,and its all "I like dis kid,he's got spunk"
For somebody who's been able to scrape by and survive every major city he's been in,I have a severe naive streak
Note to the men in Raybans,Im serious,we really never did much of anything.And the only reason Scotty took out the hit on me was because he was Scotty,theres a reason he got ended in the pen.
Note to board members reading this,I really am a relatively innocent dumbass,so Im adding these post scripts to make sure I dont get phone calls that will end up in me saying "I dunno",and "I honestly dont remember"
Whats also sad,is thats how bad my memory is,I could sell this otherwise
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We all do stuff that on reflection could have been a whole lot worse without realising LoL.
At a boxing tournament in Dublin one time I left the Ring, parched thirsty and in search of anything to toast my victory I grabbed a large bottle of water of a ringside chair, I downed the lot and turned to dispose of the evidence. A man touched my shoulder and said " kid that was mine" Feigning ignorance and innocemnce I exclaimed "I'm so sorry I thought that was mine I got out the other side of the ring than I entered." Seemingly satisfied with my excuse I got away with a gruff "Don't let it happen again" As I walked away I laughes and let out my trademark "HaHa sucker..." just to get a reaction from my coach (he usually gives out to me or laughs when I go out to wind someone upp. However I got nothing,
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Whats really sad is I dont think she knew either,and she was a really sweet girl
She realy was,I actually wish we still talked,for no other reason then that
Though if by some odd reason she's single,dudes theres a girl in South Philly with a great personality,an hourglass figure and 44 D's go,go now,if I wasnt severely happy in my life,I would
After we broke up she actually came to visit me,when we had her safely back on the train this was the conversation between me and my buddy
"And YOU,dumped that?"
"Yeah I know,Im a dumbass"
"Yeah,yeah you are"
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Whats really sad is I dont think she knew either,and she was a really sweet girl
She realy was,I actually wish we still talked,for no other reason then that
Though if by some odd reason she's single,dudes theres a girl in South Philly with a great personality,an hourglass figure and 44 D's go,go now,if I wasnt severely happy in my life,I would
After we broke up she actually came to visit me,when we had her safely back on the train this was the conversation between me and my buddy
"And YOU,dumped that?"
"Yeah I know,Im a dumbass"
"Yeah,yeah you are"
THta a pity, but I feel you made the right choice!
My story cut of before I had finished, this computer is getting dodge. It turned out that the said guy was a very infleuntial figure who works out of home, yet has enough money to sponsor Irish boxing and start his own limosine business financially unaided.
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Whats really sad is I dont think she knew either,and she was a really sweet girl
She realy was,I actually wish we still talked,for no other reason then that
Though if by some odd reason she's single,dudes theres a girl in South Philly with a great personality,an hourglass figure and 44 D's go,go now,if I wasnt severely happy in my life,I would
After we broke up she actually came to visit me,when we had her safely back on the train this was the conversation between me and my buddy
"And YOU,dumped that?"
"Yeah I know,Im a dumbass"
"Yeah,yeah you are"
THta a pity, but I feel you made the right choice!
My story cut of before I had finished, this computer is getting dodge. It turned out that the said guy was a very infleuntial figure who works out of home, yet has enough money to sponsor Irish boxing and start his own limosine business financially unaided.
Ah yes that type of man of leisure
Amazing how close you can come and not realize till after the fact
Thats the part about guys that want to be "gangsta"
Do they really understand how few of those guys make it out alive?
It looks nice,but 10 years down the road,its only a nice funeral with a real good plot
As far as I know this is your only go around,I chose life
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True enough!
But like yourself I reflect and think how blatantly obvious it was without me realising anything.
Expensive clothes, a scummy look and a Hummer outside....I too feel like a dumbass LoL.
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True enough!
But like yourself I reflect and think how blatantly obvious it was without me realising anything.
Expensive clothes, a scummy look and a Hummer outside....I too feel like a dumbass LoL.
Honest injun bro,I had no idea why I wouldnt be held for more then a half an hour when they rousted us
And why a certain officer's only line to us was "Id haul your asses in but I dont wanna do the paperwork"
Now that I come to think of it though
Ummmmmmmmmm,errrrrrrrrrrrrr,yeah
Im stressing this yet again though,she really was one of the sweetest girls Ive ever known,if her grandfather hadnt suddenly decided he didnt approve of me,Id probably still be with her
I married someone almost exactly like her
I think the gang at the time confused the ever living hell out of the feds,good for us,we were connected as hell(even if we didnt realise it)but we didnt do anything
It was really a situation of,if you dont muck with any of us,we wont muck with you back,and even then it only ever got to fisticuffs
And it sounds like Im kissing a$$ about her,no really,she was a wonderful girl and I really loved her,other people got in the way
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I'm glad I don't live up there, T-Monkey. I'm not too smart myself.
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Oh dudeman,dont get me started Trainer....
Sometimes the only blankets of warmpth are the one's of Regret,woe and Hindsight realized as a result of Dumb s!!! done in the name of women and Those who I thought for sure were the "One".............
Good honest insight TrainerMonkey, stay off the ropes bro.
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Oh dudeman,dont get me started Trainer....
Sometimes the only blankets of warmpth are the one's of Regret,woe and Hindsight realized as a result of Dumb s!!! done in the name of women and Those who I thought for sure were the "One".............
Good honest insight TrainerMonkey, stay off the ropes bro.
I dont think she realised it at the time
Even for me it was staying up late one night and going "Oh wait,Italian wedding,lots of men wearing gold chains,and sweat suits,Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
She really was sweet though,and not just disposition
As god as my witness,the only two reasons I screwed the whole thing up
A)Her grandfather freaking us both out
B)Have you ever had a chick tell you she's never c**,son thats like waiving a red flag in front of a bull,this other girl told me that right after the freak out by her grandfather,so I figured I had just been cut free
I had a mission
Mission was indeed accomplished,but it did take awhile.I was actually sore for days,and walking is hard when your sore there
