Wheres Bonny Prince Charles nowadays?

Ever since he married that bloke,( whats his name) ... Cammilla.
HE never comes around anymore!
He used to come here to Australia and talk at us all out of his nasal cavities.
He used to come here and swim our beaches while our fair maidens lined up watching those arms and ears come out of the water one at a time walking along following the early morning procession ready to pounce on him and swing from his protruberances as marched back up the beach.
Where are those days of fun gone?
I have this awful vision of him getting cleaned and preened by a wrinkley mummsy type, never allowed out to play anymore. :eek: