Figured all you bastards would appreciate this...

So me and a bunch of my guy friends went out to get away from the women folk the other night...

Did the usual shit... Brewed some beer at my house(I have a kit) then covered it for the first firmentation process...

We took the train into the city so as not to have to drive after many beers...

Went to a Brizilian BBQ and had some chicken hearts(I feel like I'm eating the SOUL of the chicken ::laughs maniacally::)

Went to a cigar lounge for some beers...



So I'm sitting in the lounge on some couches smoking my cigar... We look outside and we see this ASSHOLE in a ford focus trying to get into a space... in the front is a Navigator and in the back was a Civic... He bangs into the Navigator... Then the Civic... Then the Navigator... and again and again.... So me being the asshole I am(I can't let this go by without breaking some balls) march outside with cigar in hand... "Whoa, guy... What the fuck? You're hitting my fuckin truck..." The guy looks over and turns beat red... Hilarious. "Oh, man... dude, I'm so sorry... I just tapped it..." I look at him "Buddy, I was sitting in that God damn window and watched you tank my truck like 3 times..." At this point a crowd starts to form and my friends are pissing there pants inside... A guy comes up to me and says "Whoa, buddy... Calm down!" I looked him dead in the face and said, "Do you drive a Navigator?!" LOL, at this point my friends are rolling... I look at the kid driving and I'm like "Whatever kid... Give me 30 bucks and we'll call it even..." He said, " I only have 25." "well I guess that's just gonna have to do, I guess..."

So I start to walk away and a bum comes up to me and says, "You, man.. you got any change... I saw everything..."

It took everything for me to not loss it right there... I'm a foot from the door and the kid driving the focus yells from the street, "Hey man, you think you can move your truck up a few inches...."

I busted out laughing as I was walking back through the door...

I thought about it later... The kid probably keyed the shit out of the side of the truck...



I love drunken Shinanagins!

hah... you dick head... ;)

great move brotha great move ;)

next time tell him to buy you and your boys a few drink:D

Well if the guy in the Focus was dumb enough to try and KEEP attempting to put his vehicle in a place it would not fit (or a place he was unable to park it), he should be dumb enough to fall for the trick you just pulled on him. ;D

Nicely Done Sir, Nicely Done.

Being an ASSHOLE is an artform;D

i ENJOYED IT PRIDE BUT PLEASE DONT QUESTION OUR PARENTAGE ;D;D

Being an asshole is underrated....good job !!

your the funniest arsehole on the internet ;D

The world never stops turning....
What goes around comes around....

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Originally Posted by CutMeMicK

The world never stops turning....
What goes around comes around....

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Crap, does that mean I'm gonna get left pregnant and broken hearted too :(

Haa,funny s!!!. That could have gone from good to bad real quick but funny as hell regardless.