What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?
You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
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What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?
You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm buggered, who in their right mind would want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Try Paul McCartney"
Apparently Heather Mills wants a divorce because of Pauls excessive weed smoking
She's just jealous because he's got more joints than she has
Did you know Heather McCartney did a hardcore porn film?
A guy offered me the DVD.
I said "Counterfeit?"
He said "one"
After her out burst on GMTV psychiatrists have stated that Heather McCartney is unbalanced.
Paul offered his support and claimed 3 beermats under the right leg should do it.
Heather Mills has been included in the 2008 edition of the Guinness Book of Records. She was the first person in history to successfully milk a beetle!
Paul stood upon the grassy bank,
His heart was all a-quiver,
She took off her suspender belt,
And her leg fell in the river.
Heather Mills got a new prosthetic leg for Christmas.
It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking-filler.
It beats me why Paul McCartney married Heather Mills in the first place...
With all his royalties, he could easily have afforded a whole woman.
What's the difference between Mark Chapman and Heather Mills?
Mark Chapman only demanded an autograph.
After leaving court, a journalist asked Sir Paul McCartney why he married Heather in the first place.
"Well.... she has a nice crutch."
Quality stuff, X! ;D
It was a matter of time before they split, they were completely different people...
He lived the Rocker life, she lived the hip hop lifestyle
;D Ah the jokes just keep on coming!Quote:
Originally Posted by hitmandonny
Stupid bitch...
Paul offered her 50 mill. dumb bitch said no and in court she got about 30 mill. ;D