The Bilbo Beatdown

Bilbo told me he wasn't going to brag, but fact is he deserves to after all the sh#t I start with him.

Little hairy hobbit whooped me 6 out of 8 times in chess all last night. I pride myself on my chess abilities, but he got me. I knew he's be good, even though I said I would embarass him, but he really is a good player. I am no Bobby Fischer, but the little sh#t Bilbo can put the hammer down quick in a game.

I could make excuses about the 1st few games, but I hate when a fighter, or anyone for that matter, says stuff like "I had him and got complacent" or "He got lucky". Fact is he beat me and now I'm going to give the 3'6" mutant his credit for all to see. F#cking m#%#%# f#%#%# Baggins; I really do hate you now:punchangry:

No worries mutant baby, we'll have plenty of wars. Remember, I abused you the last game, worse than your foster parents did in the wee hours of the morning. But you deserve a round of applause, so here it is:

:band::cheerleader:


Now go play in the rain :sitr: and get struck by lightning:shocking: you little fag.

He's going to really enjoy this thread.
Well done Bilbo.

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Originally Posted by hitmandonny

He's going to really enjoy this thread.
Well done Bilbo.

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Bilbo must be one happy little Hobbit!! ;D

He did say he was good at chess. Im not all that good, but wouldnt mind playing sometime.

Go Dildo! :D

i tried playng chess but it took forever to download :-\

I want a shot at anybody, im horrible at it but lets get it on :lickish:

I did give Bilbo a 7-0 beat down on checkers though so he hasn't redeemed himself quite yet.

In fact im going to put my neck on the line and say i could play 8 of you at checkers all at once and still whoop all your asses so bring it on fellas ;D

Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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Lee i just smashed your tennis score thats punishment for you trying to challenging me.

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Originally Posted by ICB

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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Lee i just smashed your tennis score for punishment of you challenging me.

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Make a tournament happen, your like Mayweather, a CHEAT!!! ;D

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Originally Posted by leftylee

Nobody can beat me at Tennis Challenge.

I got 75 top score and posted a tournament, ds91 accepted, he scored 20 in 3 goes and I scored 34 in one. BRING IT ON I SAY!!!!!!!

I heard you like Tennis LEGION ?? Care to step upto the plate to challenge the great Leftylee ;)

BTW ICB you little cunt, I'm gonna strip you of your title for 3D Worm :mad:

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I'll stick to concentrating on Bilbo right now. We're going to have quite the little rivalry:D

I haven't played chess in a while, 6 months or so, and I'm the type that needs to play everyday to get the rhythm going. I'm not the kind that is instinctual that can see the whole board 20 moves ahead. After last nights fiasco, I played my chessmaster game and couldn't beat the guy ranked 1900:-\ So back to work for me;D Bilbo will be on the sore side of things in our next meeting:lickish:

Me and Melted Ice are having a rivalry.

He fuckin robbed my two titles, payabck is coming his way!!!

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

hehe Thanks for your respect Legion, I'm sure we can do battle more often now. I don't want to dishearten you but the time zone meant our last game took place at 9 am UK time and I was a very tired and weary hobbit who had been up for 24 hours.

I should win the 4 straight to make it 10-2 quite easily tonight. :D



As for Ice, I need to learn how to play checkers. Give me a couple weeks ICB and I will beat your ass down. I've never played checkers before the last month or so when I got it for my pda. Now I will practise I will destroy you.

But fair play to you, you did massacre me embarassingly badly. :-\

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You would destroy me at chess only played that like twice the only thing i know about that game is how the pieces move. Why don't we set up a game me you Legion and Lee etc ??