Yorkshire couple holidaying in Benidorm...

A Yorkshire couple, Frank and Mary, were on holiday in Benidorm (spain for those who may not know ;))

As its Sunday they decide to stay in the apartment and make a Sunday dinner - being typical Yorkshire they have brougt everything with them. Just as she is about to take the chicken out of the oven Mary gasps - "oh hell Frank I've forgotten t' Bisto !"

"What woman, we need gravy !" replies Frank, "how can we have Sunday dinner wi' no Bisto !"

She says "I think that couple in t'apartment oposite opposite are English - pop over and knock on t' door and see 'f they have any"

Frank walks out to apartment opposite and knocks on the door opposite.

A large tatooed English bloke answers door and says "Yes ?"

"Has tha' any Bisto ?" asks Frank

The guy replies - "Fuck off you Spanish bastard"