Mike Tyson offers to give 'counselling' to Paul Gascgoine

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haha :lolhaha:

Bless him he probably means well but if Mike and Gazza get together for a 'quiet drink' and a chat you just KNOW that's going to end in disaster ;D

This sounds like the biggest piss-up in years.....two legends of the drinking game going all-out to destroy themselves. In fact, if I could throw Ricky Hatton and Carmen Electra into the mix as well, that would be my perfect drinking session.

All I know is somebody's waking up in the front lawn of Buckingham Palace in just their underwear and a t-shirt. (Sadly, it probably ain't Carmen Electra)

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

This sounds like the biggest piss-up in years.....two legends of the drinking game going all-out to destroy themselves. In fact, if I could throw Ricky Hatton and Carmen Electra into the mix as well, that would be my perfect drinking session.

All I know is somebody's waking up in the front lawn of Buckingham Palace in just their underwear and a t-shirt. (Sadly, it probably ain't Carmen Electra)

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The binge drinking will be minor compared to the amount of coke they would get through.

It would be a night of sporting legend shame when those pictures hit the front pages of the daily papers :-X

"I broke my BACK, Man ...... me and my homie Paul were just talking and I like his family so much I want to eat his children, Praise be to Allah. He thought he could drink more than me, how dare he challenge me with his primitive skills, I drunk him under the table - he was convulsing like an infantile retard, but I take my hand off to him!

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"I broke my BACK, Man ...... me and my homie Paul were just talking and I like his family so much I want to eat his children, Praise be to Allah. He thought he could drink more than me, how dare he challenge me with his primitive skills, I drunk him under the table - he was convulsing like an infantile retard, but I take my hand off to him!

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hahahaha lmao rep man

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

This sounds like the biggest piss-up in years.....two legends of the drinking game going all-out to destroy themselves. In fact, if I could throw Ricky Hatton and Carmen Electra into the mix as well, that would be my perfect drinking session.

All I know is somebody's waking up in the front lawn of Buckingham Palace in just their underwear and a t-shirt. (Sadly, it probably ain't Carmen Electra)

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I've woken up in Hyde Park with one shoe missing before. Anybody know what "doing a Cockfosters" is?

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

This sounds like the biggest piss-up in years.....two legends of the drinking game going all-out to destroy themselves. In fact, if I could throw Ricky Hatton and Carmen Electra into the mix as well, that would be my perfect drinking session.

All I know is somebody's waking up in the front lawn of Buckingham Palace in just their underwear and a t-shirt. (Sadly, it probably ain't Carmen Electra)

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I've woken up in Hyde Park with one shoe missing before. Anybody know what "doing a Cockfosters" is?

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:confused: Is it when you take of one of your shoes and try and fit it over someones cod piece in a public park ?

Yes Paul Gascgoine has had big problems with his life , but i think we all realize what he needs , its counseling , but no ordinary counseling ,

from a uneducated guy, who has blown millions of pounds , has bitten of someone ear in a boxing ring whiles on parole , has committed RAPE , been in prison , has a speech impediment , beaten up women , and has had drink and drug related problems which are ongoing.

So not only will this be a massive help to GAZZA , but i feel it is only a matter of time before Paul will be back in the England National football team , and it will all be thanks to Mike Tyson that saint of a human being.
So Mike from the bottom of my heart , ( as you no longer box ) STICK TO WHAT YOU KNOW BEST , WHICH QUITE FRANKLY IS F.U.C.K. ALL.;D

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Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

This sounds like the biggest piss-up in years.....two legends of the drinking game going all-out to destroy themselves. In fact, if I could throw Ricky Hatton and Carmen Electra into the mix as well, that would be my perfect drinking session.

All I know is somebody's waking up in the front lawn of Buckingham Palace in just their underwear and a t-shirt. (Sadly, it probably ain't Carmen Electra)

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I've woken up in Hyde Park with one shoe missing before. Anybody know what "doing a Cockfosters" is?

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I don't want to know