"critics" are scum of the earth

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05-02-2008, 01:37 PM
Dizaster

"critics" are scum of the earth

One of my favourite websites is ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies - New Movie Reviews and Previews!. The film review site.. I always like to look up movies that i've watched to see what others think of it..

The thing is, no matter how good I think it is, or even how good others have thought it is,,, there will always be some miserable, pesemistic, cynical wanker asshole critisizing it saying it "tries to be to much" or "a total waste of the viewers time" or whatever...
I have seen some movies that have compeletely held my undying attention for 2 hours, and afterwards have left me feeling like that was the best 2 hours I have ever spent... Yet i'll go on their and some or the critics will write a review of it that puts it right up their with having diarea or herpes... I mean, I understand everyone has tastes, but you have to remember that these movies are made to ENTERTAIN.. They are not all setting out to be shakespear reincarnated.. But they write about them like they are peices of shit!

I honestly beleive that these "critics"... These "experts",,, are just people who were picked on and bullied their whole lives, their wives have left them, their childred hate them, they are butt ugly and no one will ever be attracted to them, they can't even keep a pet because the pet runs away,,,, and they are just compeletely miserable fucks that wouldn't know how to be happy if it came up to them and bit their fucking noses off...

They think they are intelligent and "insightful" using big ugly words to describe a movie that for some reason, the rest of the world loved... But I can see right through their review into their useless waste of space excuse for a life, and they have problems that obviously run way way deeper than having to watch a "good" movie for 2 hours..

My example here is of Movie critics,,,, but i'm sure food critics etc are all the same..

What I say to them is, take your bad reviews and shove them up your ass!!! If you were a true movie buff, you would see ALL movies for what they are, and would appreciate a LOT more of them that what you do.... You obviously have a miserable poof stick stuck up your ass, and need that removed firstly... But then you can fuck off, and leave movies to the people who actually LIKE them... Get a job being a bitch receptionist somewhere where you can gossip and bitch about how much you hate your neighbour because of how she wears green clothes mixed with blue..

GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! GROW UP!!!! GET A PRESCRIPTION OF VALIUM!! TAKE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!!! AND LEAVE THE MOVIE WATCHING TO TRUE PROFESSIONALS!!! LIKE ME!!! WHO LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!

Fuck off and find a different job... Their are other ways to get out your frustration over the fact your fat, ugly, wrinkly wife won't fuck you anymore,,,, so go find one of those ways, and quit flinging shit at genuinally good movies,, just because you have a pole up your ass!!
05-02-2008, 01:49 PM
donnydarkoIRL

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

Um....It's kinda the same with this forum.
05-02-2008, 01:59 PM
brucelee

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

One of my favourite websites is ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies - New Movie Reviews and Previews!. The film review site.. I always like to look up movies that i've watched to see what others think of it..

The thing is, no matter how good I think it is, or even how good others have thought it is,,, there will always be some miserable, pesemistic, cynical wanker asshole critisizing it saying it "tries to be to much" or "a total waste of the viewers time" or whatever...
I have seen some movies that have compeletely held my undying attention for 2 hours, and afterwards have left me feeling like that was the best 2 hours I have ever spent... Yet i'll go on their and some or the critics will write a review of it that puts it right up their with having diarea or herpes... I mean, I understand everyone has tastes, but you have to remember that these movies are made to ENTERTAIN.. They are not all setting out to be shakespear reincarnated.. But they write about them like they are peices of shit!

I honestly beleive that these "critics"... These "experts",,, are just people who were picked on and bullied their whole lives, their wives have left them, their childred hate them, they are butt ugly and no one will ever be attracted to them, they can't even keep a pet because the pet runs away,,,, and they are just compeletely miserable fucks that wouldn't know how to be happy if it came up to them and bit their fucking noses off...

They think they are intelligent and "insightful" using big ugly words to describe a movie that for some reason, the rest of the world loved... But I can see right through their review into their useless waste of space excuse for a life, and they have problems that obviously run way way deeper than having to watch a "good" movie for 2 hours..

My example here is of Movie critics,,,, but i'm sure food critics etc are all the same..

What I say to them is, take your bad reviews and shove them up your ass!!! If you were a true movie buff, you would see ALL movies for what they are, and would appreciate a LOT more of them that what you do.... You obviously have a miserable poof stick stuck up your ass, and need that removed firstly... But then you can fuck off, and leave movies to the people who actually LIKE them... Get a job being a bitch receptionist somewhere where you can gossip and bitch about how much you hate your neighbour because of how she wears green clothes mixed with blue..

GET A FUCKING LIFE!!! GROW UP!!!! GET A PRESCRIPTION OF VALIUM!! TAKE ALL OF THEM AT ONCE!!! AND LEAVE THE MOVIE WATCHING TO TRUE PROFESSIONALS!!! LIKE ME!!! WHO LOVE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM!!!

Fuck off and find a different job... Their are other ways to get out your frustration over the fact your fat, ugly, wrinkly wife won't fuck you anymore,,,, so go find one of those ways, and quit flinging shit at genuinally good movies,, just because you have a pole up your ass!!

I'm hurt. I'm also a movie critic.;D;D;D
05-02-2008, 03:55 PM
Kev

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

I know exactly what you mean Dizaster. The people who bug me the most though are celebrity newspaper columnists, the ones who will comment celebrities and say the most horrible things or make the most sweeping judgements against them, whilst their own 'contribution' to the world consists of nothing more than spewing hate and jealousy in their own sad, bitter, pointless newspaper columns.

People like Vanessa Feltz just irritate me so fucking much with their smug opinions on everything and the jusgements they feel justified in making regarding people more succesful than they are.

In fact I HATE all newspapers, at least tabloids with an absolute passion. Scum of the earth in my opinion.
05-02-2008, 05:01 PM
:::PSL:::

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

Yes they are. Many of them love to get bribe. They make suck ass movie sounds good before the premiere.
05-02-2008, 05:51 PM
Douglas

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

I know exactly what you mean Dizaster. The people who bug me the most though are celebrity newspaper columnists, the ones who will comment celebrities and say the most horrible things or make the most sweeping judgements against them, whilst their own 'contribution' to the world consists of nothing more than spewing hate and jealousy in their own sad, bitter, pointless newspaper columns.

People like Vanessa Feltz just irritate me so fucking much with their smug opinions on everything and the jusgements they feel justified in making regarding people more succesful than they are.

In fact I HATE all newspapers, at least tabloids with an absolute passion. Scum of the earth in my opinion.

Yes, it's the people that attack other people that I can't stand. Whether it be a celebrity or a member in congress or the president. ('Course,THEY may actually deserve some of the flack they get).

That's as low-life as can be and I wish them the worst in life. May they be single, horny, and looked down upon throughout their days. :mad:
05-02-2008, 05:53 PM
Douglas

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

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Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

Yes they are. Many of them love to get bribe. They make suck ass movie sounds good before the premiere.

That's one thing I wish critics would point out, they show all the best scenes in the previews so it fucks up the movie for us. (Which is exactly why I didn't watch the commercial for Rocky VI. Whenever it would come on, I'd close my eyes and cover my ears). :rolleyes::p
05-02-2008, 05:55 PM
JohnnyKickAss

Re: "critics" are scum of the earth

And not only do they criticize pretty good and watchable movies,but they also praise total crap movies...

An example:"Lady in the water" from M. Night Shyamalan...okay by far not the best movie,but much better than the critics made it sound..."Knocked up" by I don't give a s#*t...what a waste of time and it gotten pretty good critics...