The Ultimate Slap in the Face
Today I went for a job interview as a securities dealer.
The uppity, elitist, self absorbed little twot, a 23 year old whose view of herself was bigger than her d cups, was 40minutes late. No apology whatsoever.
Then she goes, "so what I want you to do for me is, by Thursday, send me an email telling me why we should hire you."
No fucking way in hell I'm gonna jump through hoops held a by a little girl like a fucking circus dog.
What kind of company has a 23 year old do hiring interviews? A fucking horseshit one.
So how bout I write her this:
"You should hire me because I've got a huge cock and together we can part those tits like Moses parting the Red Sea."
And her little $6 million book of assets, talk to me when you've go $60 million, girlie.
Re: The Ultimate Slap in the Face
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Von Milash
Today I went for a job interview as a securities dealer.
The uppity, elitist, self absorbed little twot, a 23 year old whose view of herself was bigger than her d cups, was 40minutes late. No apology whatsoever.
Then she goes, "so what I want you to do for me is, by Thursday, send me an email telling me why we should hire you."
No fucking way in hell I'm gonna jump through hoops held a by a little girl like a fucking circus dog.
What kind of company has a 23 year old do hiring interviews? A fucking horseshit one.
So how bout I write her this:
"You should hire me because I've got a huge cock and together we can part those tits like Moses parting the Red Sea."
And her little $6 million book of assets, talk to me when you've go $60 million, girlie.
sounds good, just add one last thing. "btw where would you like your taste of real success, mouth or tits?"
