UK ISP help needed please

I currently have Pipex but since they got bought out by Tiscali my unlimited 16 mb service is now running at 150-70 kps, which is about three times faster than dialup.

Things I want from my new provider :

UK tech support call centre, not in the fucking Phillipines*

Preferably good customer service

Good product, no outages, consistent service etc.

I'm not interested in the cost, I just want a service that works well and people in the UK I can talk to if it goes wrong.

Any suggestions?

*Nothing against the Phillipines, just I want somebody in the same country as me to try and fix my problem.