Over the weekend talks of Audley ‘A-Force’ Harrison emerged on the Frank Warren website detailing talks with Samuel Peter over a potential clash in London for Peter’s WBC title belt. The immediate reaction from boxing enthusiasts was “Bollocks” and also “Hahahaha”. The six foot six London born fighter Harrison beat Samuel Peter in the amateurs but says he is more than ready to beat him as a pro and confirm what he has said all along, that he is world champion material.
Audley may or may not have said “I beat him in the amateurs and now I am ready to beat him again as a professional. Look at the size difference, I’m tall and buff, he is short and fat. People have claimed I haven’t adapted my style to the professionals and that I still fight like an amateur. All I can say is check my record. In the amateurs you do four rounds, for two minutes, well I have done twelve three minute rounds. I have adapted my style, I’m through and through a real professional. Check my fight versus Dominic Guinn for example, I knew it was going to be a long fight and I learnt how to keep my stamina into the latter rounds, I conserved my energy. In the first round I didn’t throw a punch for two minutes and basically that was my gameplan the entire time.”
Audley may have met his match against Samuel Peter, a plodding come forward fighter who got beaten up by Jameel McCline, a similiared sized fighter to Harrison, but lost out on what many have called a “Fucking shit decision.” Samuel Peter was once hyped to be the saviour of the Heavyweight Divison, now he is seen as the saviour of KFC. “Thanks to Sam Peter coming in every fucking day we have more than tripled the amounts of chickens we can murder in order to sell them as barely edible food for our fat American customers. It’s great.”
Other fat fuck fighters Samuel Peter has faced include Tyrus Sykes and most notably James Toney, where again he got a dodgy decision the first time around. Samuel Peters single loss came by way of decision against Wladimir Klitschko, another six foot six Heavyweight trained by former pimp, Emmanuel Steward. In that fight Samuel Peter was able to knocked Klitschko down three times, Lyle a Klitschko nut hugger had this to say “I’m fucking Candian. Seriously. Also, Samuel Peter hit my boy on the back of the head, that’s fucking illegal in boxing. My momma hit me in the back of the head and I can tell you, it sttttiiings bitch!” Lyle then went into a temper tantrum and attacked forum wanker, Violent Demise. Well done Lyle.
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Fantana is a published author of ‘Grabbing America by the BALLS, in a non-gay way’ and could definitely take Mark TKO, in a non-gay way. He is also not a midget.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana, mother fuckers.
