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I never understood that but always thought it was an US thing where they respect the postman :confused:
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the cable guy
plot was nonsensical and more importantly completely pointless.
oh and those endless teen romp films, american pie pretty much covered all those areas. Why directors feel the need to shove the same old plots down our throats (no pun intended) god only knows :confused:
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I agree with the Cable Guy but I am strangely fond of that film. I like watching it, even though it's extremely creepy and I never got the Ben Stiller trial angle either. But I like watching that movie for some reason, I can't explain it.
The Transporter. A huge quest for this sacred elephant which eventually gets thrown out a window it's absurd but still a great action movie but the plot is beyond ridiculous. Just one of those things where you scratch your head.
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I agree with the Cable Guy but I am strangely fond of that film. I like watching it, even though it's extremely creepy and I never got the Ben Stiller trial angle either. But I like watching that movie for some reason, I can't explain it.
The Transporter. A huge quest for this sacred elephant which eventually gets thrown out a window it's absurd but still a great action movie but the plot is beyond ridiculous. Just one of those things where you scratch your head.
I enjoyed watching the "Cable Guy". It's a very funny movie. I get all the humors. I see it as mild dark comedy. Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Owen Wilson, Matthew Broderick?.. what else could I ask more?
I like fast pace movies too. I think of "The Transporter" as good ole classic kung fu movies - Bad scripts, actors that are horrible in monolouges. But as long they're kicking ass,.. then I'm good with it.
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Cobra
Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.
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Fight Club totally pointless film i never understood why so many people like it.
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Fight Club totally pointless film i never understood why so many people like it.
I thought it was very stupid as well. I thought those movies where they race those little Jap cars in town were stupid too.
However, I liked the Postman. Tom Petty played himself in it....pretty cool.
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"Waterworld". What a waste.
You guys wouldn't believe how much money they had to spend to make that shitty movie.
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Cobra
Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.
LOL was that the one bud where stallone was wearing all black and thought he was so hard and he kicked some cholos in the balls in one scene or something lol
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Cobra
Stallone against a bunch of psychos trying to make a "New World Order". Who the fukk wrote this script and said this is cool? Shiit was beyond garbage.
LOL was that the one bud where stallone was wearing all black and thought he was so hard and he kicked some cholos in the balls in one scene or something lol
Yep.
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u buds remember vanilla ice's: COOL AS ICE?
that plot did not exist.
they were riding motorcycles thru the suburbs and one of their bikes breaks down so they stay in the burbs and make friends with white people as if they never would have came across them.
they fight the bad guys in an abandoned house still being built?
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Transformers has to be in here somewhere. Complete and utter shit.
I cannot stand that crap.
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u buds remember vanilla ice's: COOL AS ICE?
that plot did not exist.
they were riding motorcycles thru the suburbs and one of their bikes breaks down so they stay in the burbs and make friends with white people as if they never would have came across them.
they fight the bad guys in an abandoned house still being built?
Vanilla Ice made a movie called Cool as Ice? hahahahahaha
Are you putting me on? I mean, I love cheesy and stupid movies, but something like that might even be too much for me to stomach...
Okay DAVIDTUA, I have to admit, not to question your integrity, but I mid post had to check and see if this shit was real. Low and behold.
Cool As Ice Movie Reviews, Pictures - Rotten Tomatoes