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Actually I think this is a positive step forward for India.
In a previous thread I did suggest that a combination of parrot's and monkeys could if properly trained largely replace the useless Indian labour market and maybe in time actually take over in government.
Certainly some of the more intelligent breeds of parrot could be more understandable to Western ears forced to use their call centres and would have a larger vocabulary of spoken English.
I'm sure monkeys could be taught to sew and so could largely replace the sweatshops that everyone gets upset about.
The then jobless Indians could be put to work in growing food and creating housing for the monkeys and parrots and the brightest could with UN assisstance train the monkeys for the eventual governmental takeover, maybe around 2012.
If I were Indian I'd certainly feel a lot safer if I knew properly trained Chimpanzee's and parrots with decent linguistic skills were conducting my nation's affairs, free from the superstition and religious nutisms that their fellow humans are afflicted.
If this caught on I'd recommend that as a UN global plan for the Middle East, instead of wasting time and resources bestowing democracy onto nation's of peoples too stupid to understand it we could just let the animals run their countries.
At least there would be less wars and conflict, and the monkeys would certainly be a lot easier to conduct trade dealings with.
LOL, Bilbo
Can you imagine having to stand at your desk because the Monkey God needs your chair to put his feet up?
It sounds absurd to us but the only thought going through the average Indian's head if forced to give up their chair as a footstool would be to wonder why they were not considered good enough to be used as the footstool themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla
An actual monkey's been placed as chairman? :o
Oh well, I'd feel better about a monkey being in charge than the guy we have in charge over here (that would be President Bush ;))
Here I thought I was opening another poop and eat it thread. :puke:
How disappointing...