Paula Radcliffe in Beijing

After multiple injuries and no victories 5 years, Paula Radcliffe goes to see a chinese sex expert therapist Dr Chang. Handily, he's based in beijing and she is out there at the moment.

He says " take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room" she does.

"ok craw reery reery fas bac" as she did Dr Chang shook his head.

"ur problem vewy vewy bad. worst case Ed Zachery disease i ever sor, dat why u get no man or win laces at Orympics.

Paula says "whats Ed Zachery disease"?


Doctor says " is when ur face look Ed Zachery like ur arse"

;D

I had to read it twice to get it because of the accent. ;)

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After multiple injuries and no victories 5 years, Paula Radcliffe goes to see a chinese sex expert therapist Dr Chang. Handily, he's based in beijing and she is out there at the moment.

He says " take off all your croase, get down and craw reery reery fas to otherside room" she does.

"ok craw reery reery fas bac" as she did Dr Chang shook his head.

"ur problem vewy vewy bad. worst case Ed Zachery disease i ever sor, dat why u get no man or win laces at Orympics.

Paula says "whats Ed Zachery disease"?


Doctor says " is when ur face look Ed Zachery like ur arse"

;D

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Got any new jokes were you havent just switched a name ?

Only if you've got any new clans where you haven't just switched the name ;)

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Originally Posted by X

Only if you've got any new clans where you haven't just switched the name ;)

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POOR JOKES OLD GUARD

Looks like that sex therapist didn't do any good