The most heart wrenching spam email I've received yet.

Just got an email from some middle aged Christian missionary woman dying of terminal cancer. It's absolutely hilarious. She only has two months left to live and wants to give her money to me, a complete stranger, all $5.000.000.00 dollars :p

Such a generous and trusting woman. She wants me to donate on her behalf to the poor, saying she is like Moses in the Bible.

It really is the most inventive and amusing fraud email I've received, and I get a lot of them.


Here it is in full for anyone who wants a giggle

My dear,i am here because i read there are people here, to make a lot
of difference in this life.i think you can make a lot of difference if
we talk,become god friends in our lord,and see that with greater
power,comes greater responsibility.you can make a change in the life
of others,most especially the poor at heart,and the less privileged.
first,i think i would start all with a proper introduction of myself.

I am Missionary Allison Robinson, a widow to Late Craig Robinson. I am
57years old,suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all
indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious
that I may not live more than two months after my next surgery,
because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.My personal
physician told me that I may not live for more than 2 months and I am so scared
about it. I have no child of mine, even though i wish i had.it is late
now you know, since i can not get married again,and age is no longer
on my side.
Psalms 119:116
Uphold me according unto thy word, that I may live, and let me not
ashamed of my hope.
Psalms 138: 7 Though I walk in the midst of trouble, thou will revive
me......
Psalms 145:18
Psalms 57: 7 My heart is fixed. O God my heart is fixed, I will sing &
give praise.
Psalms51: 17 The sacrifices of God are broken spirit, a broken &
contrite heart, O God thou will not despise.
psalms 41: 1 Blessed is he that considereth the poor, the Lord will
deliver him in time of trouble.
Two of my favorite verses: Philippians2:27: For indeed he was sick nigh
unto death, but God had mercy on him & that on him only, but on me
also, lest I should have sorrow upon sorrow.( I always say this in my
mind)

So, I now decide to divide part of my wealth, by contributing to the
development of the motherless baby homes, needy, poor, charity homes
and widows too. i am willing to donate the sum of $5.000,000.00, which is
still the major inheritance i have left.i wish yu could be someone who
i could trust with all my heart, to make this wish of mine come true.
Please note that, this fund is lying in a Security company. so i need
you to use the funds to help the poor.i know this is hard, and it take a
very strong heart to get this done.but you should keep this saying in your heart,I am like Moses in the
Bible. He came to the Red Sea and Pharaoh behind him and no way to
turn but God delivered him all by a miraculous deliverance. It will be a
miracle from God to be able to help all the dear people God has laid
on our hearts. This is why with God in my heart, i contact you,and i want you
to contact me,so we be in contact with all the poor souls out
there.give new lives,hopes and days.I have come to find out that wealth acquisition without Christ is
vanity" and i hope you will agree with this also. I will be praying
hard that Satan will not stop this effort. Do contact me and i will
tell you more of what you wish to know.till you write me God bless you.

Can't help but love that she worked in a spiderman quote in there.. :)

I know when i'm on my last breath, I won't be sending out a random e-mail to someone offering them 5 million... It's just crazy the people would would sit down typing up that whole e-mail... crazy..

Plus i'm not sure how a missionary has 5 millions saved, when a well paid account averages to earn less than that over their entire lives..

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Originally Posted by Dizaster

Plus i'm not sure how a missionary has 5 millions saved, when a well paid account averages to earn less than that over their entire lives..

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The missonary position is the most popular in Africa but I doubt she could raise 5 mill off it :-\.

I reply to lots of those and give my work number as the local police number here and my name as the local detective here.:cool:

Bilbo, you know you could get a computer virus JUST FROM CLICKING ON THOSE SPAM EMAILS. I wouldn't even touch them if I were you. :-X

All those spammers are as full of shit as a constipated elephant. :mad:

Clubber you are far to worried about viruses. Whether it's the human kind or the computer kind, stop worrying about stds and don't worry about trojans either, watch real porn Clubber not girls kissing on Youtube. That is all.

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Originally Posted by amat

Clubber you are far to worried about viruses. Whether it's the human kind or the computer kind, stop worrying about stds and don't worry about trojans either, watch real porn Clubber not girls kissing on Youtube. That is all.

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Not worried about STDs in real life.

But PC viruses are no joke. Damn those hackers to hell. :mad: