Sex a 'hassle,' says 105-year-old virgin - Yahoo! News UK
Clubber and Morrissey may very well live extremely long and healthy lives if this is anything to go by! :p
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Sex a 'hassle,' says 105-year-old virgin - Yahoo! News UK
Clubber and Morrissey may very well live extremely long and healthy lives if this is anything to go by! :p
No Morrissey is o feh, a pole smoker,a saddle sore poke.Quote:
Originally Posted by miles
I have no idea what Clubber does in his free time
Wow surely 105 years without sex must be some kind of record
Whats the point to life and love if you can't have sex?
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Originally Posted by Ghost
agree. my penis need friends. and not my hands:cool:
105 years with out ANY sex? He hasn't had a long life if he hasn't lived :-\
Exactly Adam whats the point of living that long if you have never enjoyed life ? i would rather live to im 80 and have fun and try and live everyday to the full, than to live too im 100+ just being a boring old so and so.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdamGB
You lot havent lived yet, If thats what you think. Given Time you will find out. ;D Wait till your chemicals have settled after 45 then think again, you will wonder what all the Fuss was about ;D
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Originally Posted by Scrap
I'm over 50 and still enjoy a good diving contest. ;D
That is one huge batch stored up.
In his younger years he had to have random times when he got a woody in a public place
But I mean honestly... "it's too much hassle?!" bitch you've never fucking had it... how the hell do you know?
Depends how much you put out love... it's not gonna be a hassle if you just lie there and get drilled...
The first time I had sex, I thought I was Doing great, but the Girl was having an Asthma Attack. I remember my Son at 14 coming Home and telling Me He had just had Sex with one off the Teachers at School. I asked if He was thinking of doing it again the following Day. His reply No Dad , my arse is still sore:o:o ;D.
hahaha! loving it... :p