Halloween III: Season of the Witch

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!


OK there are a number of things that are wrong with that movie

#1 No Michael Myers...ok he was in Halloween 1 and 2 and all the other ones but not in 3....not a wise marketing decision IMO

#2 There were no witches so the title "Season of the Witch" is more than a little misleading

#3 Henchmen/cyborgs dressed up like they are spreading "The Good News"....."OK dude I'll take your literature, but I'm just sitting down to dinner"

#4 Irish villains???? HAHAHAHA Did they ever see Leprechaun??? Irish people don't scare anyone, they are the loveable drunks of the world....and all you would have to do to defeat them would be to guilt trip them "Oh kill me if you must, but dear, dear, dear....what would your poor old mother think....it's ok to cry, let's go get a pint and talk it over"


All in all, that movie totally sucks and it really make me want to go clubbing.......THE DIRECTOR OF THAT FILM!!!

Also what the fuck is up with those masks??!?! I thought they would turn the kids into murderous mind controlled zombies but no it just gets bugs and snakes on them....and this is supposed to do what exactly???? Were they just ridding the world of all the horrible people who dress up for halloween? If so that's a bad business move on the head Irish guy's part.....all you're left with now are Bible beating Southern Baptists who have their "Hell Houses" and the freaked out Jehovah's Witnesses who don't celebrate anything.....EVER

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Originally Posted by Lyle

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!


OK there are a number of things that are wrong with that movie

#1 No Michael Myers...ok he was in Halloween 1 and 2 and all the other ones but not in 3....not a wise marketing decision IMO

#2 There were no witches so the title "Season of the Witch" is more than a little misleading

#3 Henchmen/cyborgs dressed up like they are spreading "The Good News"....."OK dude I'll take your literature, but I'm just sitting down to dinner"

#4 Irish villains???? HAHAHAHA Did they ever see Leprechaun??? Irish people don't scare anyone, they are the loveable drunks of the world....and all you would have to do to defeat them would be to guilt trip them "Oh kill me if you must, but dear, dear, dear....what would your poor old mother think....it's ok to cry, let's go get a pint and talk it over"


All in all, that movie totally sucks and it really make me want to go clubbing.......THE DIRECTOR OF THAT FILM!!!

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They realized they made a big mistake in part 3 and went back to basics in the rest of the series, I have no clue on what they were thinking


They realized the

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Originally Posted by Lyle

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!


OK there are a number of things that are wrong with that movie

#1 No Michael Myers...ok he was in Halloween 1 and 2 and all the other ones but not in 3....not a wise marketing decision IMO

#2 There were no witches so the title "Season of the Witch" is more than a little misleading

#3 Henchmen/cyborgs dressed up like they are spreading "The Good News"....."OK dude I'll take your literature, but I'm just sitting down to dinner"

#4 Irish villains???? HAHAHAHA Did they ever see Leprechaun??? Irish people don't scare anyone, they are the loveable drunks of the world....and all you would have to do to defeat them would be to guilt trip them "Oh kill me if you must, but dear, dear, dear....what would your poor old mother think....it's ok to cry, let's go get a pint and talk it over"


All in all, that movie totally sucks and it really make me want to go clubbing.......THE DIRECTOR OF THAT FILM!!!

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i count that as one of the worsy movies i ever saw hands down:mad:

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Originally Posted by Bookkeeper

They realized they made a big mistake in part 3 and went back to basics in the rest of the series, I have no clue on what they were thinking


They realized the

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Well as a rule this is what producers, writers, and directors are up to when they make a movie like this......lots and lots of cocaine.


MST3K should have taken on that piece of garbage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSQCCQsqKyI
"There you go again, pinching my nose...Mr. Gorbachev, stop killing me!" (you see he looks like he's wearing a Ronald Reagan mask)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZTitM7PBpE
....well they finally did it, that commercial finally killed someone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX0xPJp18Hk
"Ah! MORMONS!!!!!....I'll take your literature, just leave me alone!!!!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFENgb2zOn4
"Stop it! Stop it! Stop this movie!!!"