Ok I want to hear about the one you knocked back
I was at a beach side carnival ,Frankston (info for the Vic boys in here).
Was getting late and there was an older blonde chick next to me with epic colored tatts all over her self which was rare /unheard of ,back then in the early 70's.
I was just standing in line behind her and was checkin her arm out real close like, cause i was a bit pissed and have looked all the way up to her shoulder and to this rough head which was then watching me and she smiled and said in a voice exactly like Marge Simpson "I'll just go back and drop these kids off and come back for you ok sweetheart" ?.
Gulp :o,Maybe my balls hadnt dropped yet:-\ Hell, I was a blonde 14 year old kid with not to many pubes! I said yeah!
Cause i thought she may belt me if i had said no, Once she was gone and the meeting spot all arranged, I went home quite fast.:chick07mj8:
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I pulled a nurse about 10 years ago and went with her and her friend back to their house. The girl had really really really bad teeth, like the worst I've ever seen.
When I met her it was dark and I was really pissed.
But I started to sober up when I was in her flat and whilst talking to her and her mate I could see her for the minger she was, and realised I was in a situation.
Soon her friend left and when she did this girl jumped on me. I was really grossed out and told her that I didn't believe in sex before marriage and that I couldn't do anything with her. She started grumbling at me for being pathetic and started telling me to fuck her and then tried to sit on my face.
I then told her I couldn't have sex without a condom and she said she had some in the bathroom. i told her to go and get them and when she went I jumped out of her lounge window and literally ran away.
I was so relieved I had got away as she was foul but typically a week later I got really pissed and horny and in my drunken state actually convinced myself that she was hot if you could just look beyond the teeth. I went around her house at 2 in the morning but, and I thank God for this, she wasn't there so I went home safe.
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Bilbo
I pulled a nurse about 10 years ago and went with her and her friend back to their house. The girl had really really really bad teeth, like the worst I've ever seen.
When I met her it was dark and I was really pissed.
But I started to sober up when I was in her flat and whilst talking to her and her mate I could see her for the minger she was, and realised I was in a situation.
Soon her friend left and when she did this girl jumped on me. I was really grossed out and told her that I didn't believe in sex before marriage and that I couldn't do anything with her. She started grumbling at me for being pathetic and started telling me to fuck her and then tried to sit on my face.
I then told her I couldn't have sex without a condom and she said she had some in the bathroom. i told her to go and get them and when she went I jumped out of her lounge window and literally ran away.
I was so relieved I had got away as she was foul but typically a week later I got really pissed and horny and in my drunken state actually convinced myself that she was hot if you could just look beyond the teeth. I went around her house at 2 in the morning but, and I thank God for this, she wasn't there so I went home safe.
funny as fuck great story
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Originally Posted by
Bilbo
I pulled a nurse about 10 years ago and went with her and her friend back to their house. The girl had really really really bad teeth, like the worst I've ever seen.
When I met her it was dark and I was really pissed.
But I started to sober up when I was in her flat and whilst talking to her and her mate I could see her for the minger she was, and realised I was in a situation.
Soon her friend left and when she did this girl jumped on me. I was really grossed out and told her that I didn't believe in sex before marriage and that I couldn't do anything with her. She started grumbling at me for being pathetic and started telling me to fuck her and then tried to sit on my face.
I then told her I couldn't have sex without a condom and she said she had some in the bathroom. i told her to go and get them and when she went I jumped out of her lounge window and literally ran away.
I was so relieved I had got away as she was foul but typically a week later I got really pissed and horny and in my drunken state actually convinced myself that she was hot if you could just look beyond the teeth. I went around her house at 2 in the morning but, and I thank God for this, she wasn't there so I went home safe.
This is like waving a pink fluffy workout towel at a bull when Legion reads.. He STILL makes references to the lazy eye girl even months after that story...
My story of knocking a girl back was I was out driving one night in my cool little punk car with band stickers all over the back, and these pretty hot looking alternative girls were walking along the road.. I stopped to ask one if they had a lighter, and I ended up driving them to one of their houses. One girl was particularly fond of me and said she'd seen my car around everywhere and thought "the both of us were hot" (very flattering to me and my car), so she said she worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken and if I came through on a particular night she would give me free food (am I on to a winner or what?!). Anyway I went through, she loved me with big smiles and everything, gave me a tonne of free shit... I was rapt with this chick.. Mainly because it took no work on my part.
Anyway, I saw her at a club about 3 weeks later, and we were kissing within about 2 minutes.. The thing was though, is was icky.. I don't know how, but kisser her felt kind of slimy.. Like her saliva was thick and sticky.. I'm not sure the texture of what cum is like, but I imagine it would have felt like what it was like kissing this girl... It was grose.. The same night we were in bed and I was kind of kissing her and copping a feel, and as my hand went up her top, she goes "there isn't much there", and literally I ran my hand up over her boobs, and she was damn right.. I could feel her ribs, where I was supposed to be feeling a hand full of mammary. Literally her boobs would have been about half an inch from her chest..
I just couldn't get turned on over her.. I felt nothing sexually at all.. No sexual attraction there.. She had a remendously pretty face and I may try to find an old picture of her to post, and most people on here would be like "what they hell, I wouldn't knock that back", but the attraction just went to zero..
Another factor was she was a REALLLL bad tomboy.. A saying she said very regularly was "Pigs Ass". I don't like the real prissy spoilt brat type girls.. But a girl who's personality would be better suited to someone with a sausage and 2 veg just turns me off really quickly..
So I had a perfectly pretty girl that my friends thought was hot, and I knocked her back and just moved on... Couldn't even bring myself to do it just for the sake of it..
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Personally I don't tend to knock back a lady if I get her to bed, the only time I have is when this girl thought my foreskin was the starter cord of a lawnmower. My best mate down there is now scared of a pre-intercourse handjob from any woman.
The funniest happened to a mate when we were in Melbourne, we were in some club there and he had gotten pretty drunk. Now he had gone off to dance and I just sort of played the bar a bit with another mate, talking to people, having a good time. It had been about half an hour since we had seen him, so we ventured out on the dance floor to find him. He was there kissing and groping this chick, so naturally we just mentally high fived him and let him go at it.
It comes home time as we had to head off to the snow fields in the morning, so me and my other mate headed outside where we see him and his new found lady friend. He was pretty drunk at this stage, but I wasn't drinking and my god she was horrendous on the eyes. She looked like a bottle blonded, frizzy haired hyena with the worst teeth you have ever seen. To top it off her laugh sounded like a cat choking on vomit, well we decided it would be best for him to find out this fact in the morning on his own.
It turns out that as he walked back to the hotel with her he sobered up a bit and by the time he had reached the location he had realised his mistake. So in his best efforts he went to the elevator and said "oh I just need to call my mate", but what he actually meant was "There is no way in hell i'm sleeping with you". Basically he did a runner and hid in a local fast food place for an hour or so until he thought the coast would be clear, at which he headed back to the hotel thinking he was the smartest man alive. However as we walked down to the lobby in the morning and waited in the elevator we found out she too was staying at our hotel, as she entered the elevator we were residing in while we listened to him recall how the nights events unfolded. This then became the most awkward/tense/hilarious 30 seconds of my life, which I do not let him live down at all.
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This is not about a girl I knocked back but I just thought about this while reading through the thread so thought I would post anyway.
Years ago when I was back at university me and a few friends went out drinking and we ended up in a club. One of those friends was a raving homosexual. I was wandering around and ended up talking to this girl. She was attractive and her friend was pretty good looking too. I was a bit pissed and was probably talking a lot of shit to them both, and I then felt this arm around me. It was my gay friend and he was plastered on double vodka and orange. "Come on then miles", he said as camp as only a Mancunian gay can be, "introduce me to your new friends!!". I didnt know their names yet but we all exchanged names. My gay friend (with his arm still around my shoulder) then announced to these girls "miles is my boyfriend, you know". On that note he vanished, probably to the bar. I was left with these girls and it was really awkward after that little carry on. They made excuses and went elsewhere.
I just got really drunk that night. It wasnt to be. Lots of great memories looking back, but not a heap of success.
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miles
This is not about a girl I knocked back but I just thought about this while reading through the thread so thought I would post anyway.
Years ago when I was back at university me and a few friends went out drinking and we ended up in a club. One of those friends was a raving homosexual. I was wandering around and ended up talking to this girl. She was attractive and her friend was pretty good looking too. I was a bit pissed and was probably talking a lot of shit to them both, and I then felt this arm around me. It was my gay friend and he was plastered on double vodka and orange. "Come on then miles", he said as camp as only a Mancunian gay can be, "introduce me to your new friends!!". I didnt know their names yet but we all exchanged names. My gay friend (with his arm still around my shoulder) then announced to these girls "miles is my boyfriend, you know". On that note he vanished, probably to the bar. I was left with these girls and it was really awkward after that little carry on. They made excuses and went elsewhere.
I just got really drunk that night. It wasnt to be. Lots of great memories looking back, but not a heap of success.
damn that sux on so many levels.
but i dont think ive ever been knocked back i just could never have sex with some of the girls i was dating.
