Little Fire Truck

> The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by
> her dog & her cat. The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
>
> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the firefighter said with admiration.
>
> "Thanks," the girl replied.
>
> The firefighter looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the
> wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles.
>
> "Little partner," the firefighter said. "I don't want to tell you how to
> run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I
> think you could go faster."
>
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I
> wouldn't have a siren."