It's Friday again - time for a gag (or two)

These two are old but a mate reminded me of them this week - rubbish but genius if you ask me ;)


A guy goes in a chip shop with a salmon under his arm and asks "Do you do fishcakes ?"

"No" says the guy behind the counter

"That's a shame" he says "..because it's his birthday !!! "

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I went in the bank the other day and asked an adviser if he could check my balance.

So he pushed me over !


:rolleyes:

Dreamt I was a muffler.
totally exausted today.




http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5NqO...eature=related

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Originally Posted by Andre

Dreamt I was a muffler.
totally exausted today.




http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=2u5NqO...eature=related

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LOL hahahahaha wat a SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me that hotel murder mystery weekend in Mumbai was a bit over the fucking top !!!! :o

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Originally Posted by Mark TKO

These two are old but a mate reminded me of them this week - rubbish but genius if you ask me ;)


A guy goes in a chip shop with a salmon under his arm and asks "Do you do fishcakes ?"

"No" says the guy behind the counter

"That's a shame" he says "..because it's his birthday !!! "

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I went in the bank the other day and asked an adviser if he could check my balance.

So he pushed me over !


:rolleyes:

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BA HA HA HA HAH HA !!! :lol:
Liking the Fishcake one... Gonna use that one tonight.

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Originally Posted by ghengis cant

Fuck me that hotel murder mystery weekend in Mumbai was a bit over the fucking top !!!! :o

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Lol I just posted that in anaother thread - text messages are doing the rounds