Santa's Last Christmas

A little something I found on the net...

To the tune of David Bowie's Space Oddity

CONTROLLER:
ground control to santa claus
ground control to santa claus
drink your festive nog
And put your fur hat on

ground control to santa claus
commencing countdown, red nose on
eat your cookies
and may christmas be with you

this is ground control to santa claus
you've really worked the elves
and the children want to know what gifts you bear
now it's time to stuff the stockings if you dare

SANTA:
this is santa claus to ground control
I'm stepping on the roof
and I'm floating down the chimney from my sleigh
and the gifts look very different today

for here am I sitting in a red sleigh
far beneath the clouds
christmas time is blue
and there's nothing I can do

though I weigh more than 10,000 pounds
I'm feeling very spry
and I think my reindeer know which way to go
tell the elves I love them very much

CONTROLLER:
They Know!

ground control to santa claus
our spirit's dead, there's something wrong
can you hear me santa claus
can you hear me santa claus
can you hear me santa claus

can you hear are you floating in your red sleigh
far above the moon?
Christmas time is through,
and there's nothing we can do...

Read the complete story of Santa's last christmas at

http://www.vic.com/~dbd/kibology/kringelungenlied

To the tune of Frank Zappa's Joe's Garage...

Elves...
We are workin in Santa's shop
With our tools in our hands and our toys for tots
we really wish that we could stop
but we're worried that Santa can read our thoughts
and he'll give us such a bop
it'll make our heads reel and will hurt us lots...

So we're workin round the clock
On pokeman toys and a blasting cap
That'll fit in a Christmas sock
or under a tree at the laundromat
Be the first one on your block
WIth a cockroach robot in a party hat...

We remember when we were young
We could roam where we wanted and express our joys
but we lived on reindeer dung
got kicked in the nuts by laplander boys
who were jealous cause we were hung
so we headed for the north where the ice annoys
and the Christmas bells are rung
Now we're stuck in a workshop makin Santa's toys...

Santa...
Gimme that guitar!

And the years went rollin by
Heavy presents were all the rage
There were reindeer in the sky
Kids asked for canaries in a rabbit cage
as the pants that they wore high
till America hit another stage
and the magic word was bi

Now the magic word is bi
Now the magic word is bi

( loud guitar solo with various screams mutterings in the background )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJN5gnsAj_Q

This one has ground control to santa claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkzyN...eature=channel

This features Santa claus's Elven Toyshop Band, to the tune of a famous Beatles tune. Sit back and let the Christmas flow...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpuzR...eature=channel


The End.