2 komodo dragons kill poor bastard fruit picker

Okay they ugly ass lizards need to be made into boots and handbags. Enough is enough. Letting these scaly bastards harass everyone they run into is unconscionable. I say lets make them work for us, as in the boots, luggage, and handbag department. Just keep them in a half-ass sustainable number, and when they see people coming around looking to make good on our deal.......they won't be waiting for us to fall out of trees to eat us.......they will try to scurry in the belly lowdown way they should have in the first place.

Komodo dragons are fucking awesome. I want one as a pet. Hell, I want to be reincarnated as one. That fruit picker had it coming.

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komodo dragons are scary, where ever one is I am sure not to be there.

They are right crazy bastards them Komodo's. The fruit picker should have given them an apple each and maybe they would have gone on their merry ways. But no. Komodo dragons are becoming like teenage hoodies.

I don't think they're that big. You just gotta watch out for their saliva, it has cocktail of bacteria. I think my 22 can handle 2 komodos. :)

Dont know if they are komodos but out on the islands of indo they grow to around 8 feet and can run you down no problem.
Nasty way to die.
'The locals out on the Mentawis revere them as God like.
Couple of my mates got dropped off by a boat onto a wrong island to surf for a week and had to sleep on the beach with no food nothing because the island they wanted the locals look after you for money.
They killed a giant lizard with rocks and poles and ate it and the locals wouldnt go near them. Fucking white surf devils ;D.