because I made one up...
What did the disgruntled police officer say to another police officer about their new Constable?
"The is nothing stable about that cunt"
HAHAHAAHHAHA
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because I made one up...
What did the disgruntled police officer say to another police officer about their new Constable?
"The is nothing stable about that cunt"
HAHAHAAHHAHA
Haha
Man walks into a bakers and says "how much are your sausage rolls"
Assistant says "two for a quid"
Man says "How much for one?"
Assistant says "60p"
Man says "Ok, I'll have the other one"
Where did Saddam keep his magazines?
In Iraq
What do you call a Pakistani who is good at DIY?
Ahmed Mached
What do you call an Irish man born in China?
Rice Paddy. ©
Good jokes guys but I'm not sure you made all them up, I'm sure I've heard Kel's before
Hmm ok, what do you get if you cross a Hobbit with a Dragon?
Bilbos future family.
Ok:
I've just opened up a new tattoo shop,
I do tats for sexual favors.
Its called 'Tit for Tat'.
How many bilbo's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4, 1 to look up instructions on the internet, 1 to purchase a lightbulb on the internet, 1 to post a thread on lightbulbs, and 1 to hire a handyman off the internet. :p