Had a food fight with some mates got some jelly in one ear and some custard stuck down in the other. He asked whats wrong? I said you better speak up Im a trifle deaf.
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Had a food fight with some mates got some jelly in one ear and some custard stuck down in the other. He asked whats wrong? I said you better speak up Im a trifle deaf.
Hahaha! ;D
I don't know how you all make these jokes!
I went to lose weight, asked Him to give me something to make me sweat so He signed me off the sick ;D
Ha ha ha...The one liners....Gotta love them
Did you hear about the man who got hit by a tidal wave of tonic water? He was Schweppe'd away!
I failed in English when she asked what comes after a sentence I put my hand up "Miss miss I know" she said alright Andre your turn. "An appeal" :D.
;D That brought a smile to my face.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre
lol, gotta love a bad joke thread.
Doctor phoned the wife today about me...
He said he needed a sample of my Sweat, Urine and feces :(
when the wife got of the phone i asked her what the Doc wanted.... she said he wants me to take a pair of your underpants in ;D
Man goes into Doctors...
Man - "Doctor! I can't pronounce my T's H's or F's anymore"
Doctor - "Well you can't say fairer than that mate"
I went to see my doctor the other day - I had to as he was ill
My doctor told me I'm infertile and i can never have any kids!
3 weeks later my girfriend is pregnant
"YeSSS :willydance: who's the daddy!"
:cwm13: :confused:
Knock knock
who's there
Doctor....
:toff: :confused:
:pacman: "exterminate, exterminate"
Daffy duck on a dirty weekend, calls reception and asks for a condom. <o:p></o:p>
The reception says, shall I put them on your bill?
Daffy replies...
Don’t be thucking thupid I’d thufficate