Do you have an Internet personality disorder?
6 New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet | Cracked.com
Which one do you have?
I think Xaduboxer was a prime example of number 2: "Low Cyber Self-Esteem (a.k.a. The Guy Who Everyone Hates but Who Never Leaves)". They should have added "until they get booted" to the end of the sentence really. But otherwise, it's pretty apt. Bruce Lee is clearly reflected in number 1: "Internet Asperger's Syndrome (a.k.a. The Troll)".
I don't know which I have. I have had a little bit of number 6: "Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder (a.k.a. The Thin-Skinned Rage-o-holic)" especially in the Little things that annoy you thread. I have also had elements of number 3: "Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (a.k.a. The Grammar Nazi)" at times. But on the whole I try to control my disorders and maintain civility.
Discuss and slander at will! :)
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Funny stuff.
You definitely possess some characteristics of #6 Miles.
I probably (almost certainly) have elements of #5 and #3.
That site is awesome, I learned about Conservipedia and now I'm reading about the 10 Most Perverted Video Games ever made...
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#6 is definitely VD!!!
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Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder (a.k.a. The Thin-Skinned Rage-o-holic)
Intermittent Explosive Disorder.
Out in the real world, IED is an impulse control disorder that can make a person act like their entire family has been murdered just because Burger King forgot to put their fries in the bag. They're prone to fits of uncontrollable rage in situations that don't call for it.
And while it only affects around six percent of people in real life, on the Internet you run into one of these in almost every comment section. And nothing sets them off like a mild hit to their ego:
IED Guy: Hey guys I made this Photoshop, can I get some constructive criticism?
Normal poster: You might want to cut six or seven of the lens flares.
IED Guy: F@CK YOU YOU COMMUNIST FUCKTARD. I HAVE WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK WHILE YOU WERE BUSY JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS-
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I dunno, none of them matched me that well, maybe the Obsessive Compulsive one.
But as soon as I saw #4, I thought of Dizaster and his girlfriend, or him going to work with chocolate (or what looked like chocolate) on his nose, or having to take a dump in public. :lolhaha: Or maybe LeftyLee with his prom night letdown. :cool:
#4. - Munchausen by Internet (a.k.a. The Sob Story Teller)
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Funny stuff.
You definitely possess some characteristics of #6 Miles.
I probably (almost certainly) have elements of #5 and #3.
That site is awesome, I learned about Conservipedia and now I'm reading about the 10 Most Perverted Video Games ever made...
Yes, it's quite a funny piece.
I also picture Bilbo as having a fair bit of Number 3 in him.
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LOL funny stuff....
they missed "the google expert".... someone who google's stuff to reply to a thread but passed it off as their own work.
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Saddo
LOL funny stuff....
they missed "the google expert".... someone who google's stuff to reply to a thread but passed it off as their own work.
ITs a big field to cover theres alot more they could add.
Multiple personalites, like when Thing types and I dictate.
(Oh! and of course : Avatar personality take over)
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Thats good stuff.Might have minor smidge of 6 and maybe a bit of cyber dyslexia & runs of WTF-itus :scratchchin:
