Pay attention at all times !!

Think someone posted this before many moons ago but made me laugh again so what the hell...


First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor began the lectured by telling them: "In medicine, it is necessary to possess two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body." To illustrate, he pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.


When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

bit like that one where an army general gets put in a remote location with now females in the desert and asked the soiders what they did for sex?

they show him a camel and he goes mental calling them dirty fucking bastards and they must get rid of it instantly and never speak of it again.

well after a few months the general is horny as fuck and asks the men if they still have the camel?

when they tell him they do he begs to be taken to it.

he is so uncontrolled by his needs he rushs the camel and gives it the fucking of its life infront of all the troups.

when he is totally satisfied he proudly asks the men.... Well what did you think of that?

one guy comes forward and says... it was ok but we usually just ride it to the nearest town :-X

Whats the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

















one is a Kangaroo and the other is a Geordie trapped in a lift ;D

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Originally Posted by Saddo

Whats the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

















one is a Kangaroo and the other is a Geordie trapped in a lift ;D

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LMAO