Tennessee Volunteer Jokes

A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'

Q: What is Bruce Pearl's biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Knoxville?
A: A huddle

Q: Why can't most of the UT players get into a huddle?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.

The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.

The Volunteers are hoping for an undefeated season next year....
12 Arrests, 0 convictions.