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OK...anyone else had a problem like this. Was just walking up the stairs now, and stubbed my toe....which is doubly painful as I have an ingrowing toenail too. In the middle of a burst of swearing I accidentally put the word quack...and I have no idea how this came to mind. The sequence was:
S**t, Fu*k, bo***cks, quack.
Only think I can think of is that I was trying to say "wank" but missed it somehow. My housemate just looked at me and said "Quack?". Any suggestions?
It is quite possible that you are a reincarnated duck. Sometimes elements of former languages have a habit of seeping through in moments of anxiety and stress.
I stubbed my toe a couple of years ago and it's one of the most painful things imaginable. My entire toe went black for a few days, totally disgusting and brutal to boot (no pun intended, honest guv!).
crap?
Whilst I'm not a believer in reincarnation, I suppose having a life as a duck isn't so bad. Get born, find out your mum has been sitting on you for ages. Get thrown into the water and forced to have swimming lessons. Have to fly immense distances twice a year. End up getting shot in the arse by a fat guy with a gun, and minions to collect your corpse. Ok....it would suck.
What do ducks eat after dinner?
Quackers and Cheese!
Happens all the time... :D
I hit my pinky toe on the leg of a chair.
AHHH!! You piece of muther fucken shit....
???
I managed to put all sorts of words into today England match.
Fuck, shit, fucking Green wank sit!
I believe eating too much asparagus could be the cause of Green wank....I know it's the case for green piss! I think my neighbours must think we've got a pet, after all the donkey noises I made at the TV after Heskey's one-on-one.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Maybe your quacking up?Quote:
Originally Posted by superheavyrhun