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:D hehe I almost spit on my keyboard, was drinking oj, would not have been cool , Andre...
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Ha ha nice one;D
I remember hearing the legendary Bernard Manning tell that in around 1990. I almost choked laughing.
Amazing really that you just don't see it coming :)
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Mark TKO
Ha ha nice one;D
I remember hearing the legendary Bernard Manning tell that in around 1990. I almost choked laughing.
Amazing really that you just don't see it coming :)
i can imagine mannings one was a tad more blue ;D;D;D
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wow that joke takes me right back to my childhood, forgot it excisted.:cool::cool::cool:
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says “ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me. The man says “You go and tell him off. I’ll hold the monkey for you”.
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I cleaned up the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can’t get the cobwebs out of her hair..
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find them.
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It's definitely true that woman can't do more than one thing at once. I just told my missus to sit down and shut the fuck up and she won't do either!
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A woman has identical twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, “But they are identical twins. If you’ve seen Juan, then you have seen Amal”.
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I went to the doctor the other day and I asked him “have you got anything for wind?” So he gave me a kite.
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HAha.
I went to the optometrist he seemed a bit off .
He said: come out here and look up ,what can you see?
The sun? I said..
He goes: "Well how much fukkin further do want to see"
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When Susan’s boyfriend proposed, she says “I love the simple things in life but I do not want one of them for my husband”
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There are some people who are nice and you can get on with and there are others you hate and absolutely despise. For instance I love my girlfriend, she is beautiful and i can get on with her, but my wife.... :)