Football songs

When we find ourselves in times of trouble, Kevin Keegan comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, Geremi.
To the tune of Let it be by the Beatles in admiration of footballer Geremi, whose career at Newcastle ran 2007-10.

When the ball hits the goal its not Shearer or Cole, its Zamore!
To Dean Martin’s That Amore, Brighton fans chant during his prolific run 83 goals in136 appearances.

This is how it feels to be City. This is how it feels to be small. This is how it feels when the team wins nothings at all.
To Inspiral Carpets’ This is how it feels to be lonely. Often sung by Man Utd fans.

Oh my god I can’t believe it, we’ve never been this good away from home!
To Kaiser Chiefs Oh My God. Leeds fans.

Don’t blame it on the Biscan, don’t blame it on the Hamann, don’t blame it on the Finnan, blame it on Traore. He can’t, he just can’t control his feet.
To Blame it on the Boogie by Jackson 5. After Traore scored an own goal whilst attempting a Cryuff turn on his own line.

We love Taboubi, We love Taboubi. We love Taboubi on a Saturday night.
To T Rex’s we love the Boogie Wrexham fans.

Hey Chelsea leave those kids alone.
To Pink Floyd’s Another Brick in the Wall. Villa tease Chelsea in October 2009 following allegations of club illegally poaching French teenager Gael Kakuta.