Lets say Bruce Lee walks into a bar and tries to take the karaoke mic off Pacquiao. Manny doesn't take kindly to this so orders Lee out side.
Both fighters are prime and ripped and both have matching hair cuts. There's no rules, who wins in a fight?
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Lets say Bruce Lee walks into a bar and tries to take the karaoke mic off Pacquiao. Manny doesn't take kindly to this so orders Lee out side.
Both fighters are prime and ripped and both have matching hair cuts. There's no rules, who wins in a fight?
The first sentence in the post is one of the best things I have ever read on here. I now have that vision in my head. ;D
Bruce Lee destroys him by the way. Provided he has done plenty of swimming in the build up to this 'altercation'.
Haha, funny as. Battling for the karaoke mic is a level Bruce Lee would never fall to, but hypothetically, Bruce takes him with a perfectly executed roundhouse sweep. Ha.
Chuck Norris meanwhile, would watch from afar, and if he so wished, would eat them both in one sitting and light up the house on the Mic in a terrific finale......
Chuck Norris is too slow to defeat Bruce Lee in his prime.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
Dolph Lundgren would give Bruce Lee a better fight than Chuck Norris would.
Then Chuck, thinking he has won said contest, stands mic in hand with his arms raised. Both Lee and Pacquiao come to, and stand up, and an almighty staredown ensues. Suddenly, thinking he fancied a spot of karoke himself, 'Mighty' Mike Arnaoutis steps foward, and knocks all 3 men down with one punch.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
Initially I thought it was a no brainer, Lee is similar size to PAC but has a lot more in his arsenal.
But when you think about it, has anybody on here actually seen Bruce Lee in a real fight? One that wasn't scripted or choreographed?
I'm not saying he wouldn't win, but we're basing him winning on his acting in movies. PAC has more power I reckon at the very least.
Bruce Lee once won a dancing contest. Not sure he ever won a fighting contest. Make of that what you will.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conrad
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Haha its funny to me that you merely consider this a possibility rather than your initial assumption.... Bruce Lee DIDNT have any sanctioned fights!! He was a great stuntman and martial arts instructor, but much more of a choreographer/dancer than a fighter. He was obviously talented anda physical specimen, but he didnt actually train for combat in large part. To actually give Bruce Lee a chance in a real scrap is a joke. Who do you think was more used to taking punches? :rolleyes: I cant imagine it wouldnt be a very very easy KO Manny. The best case scenario for a Bruce Lee fan would be that hed get some cool posturing off before being laid out.
Its just a bit fun, what would you rather us talk about? Mayweather Vs Pac, Haye Vs Klitschko?Quote:
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Originally Posted by Conrad
Haha its funny to me that you merely consider this a possibility rather than your initial assumption.... Bruce Lee DIDNT have any sanctioned fights!! He was a great stuntman and martial arts instructor, but much more of a choreographer/dancer than a fighter. He was obviously talented anda physical specimen, but he didnt actually train for combat in large part. To actually give Bruce Lee a chance in a real scrap is a joke. Who do you think was more used to taking punches? :rolleyes: I cant imagine it wouldnt be a very very easy KO Manny. The best case scenario for a Bruce Lee fan would be that hed get some cool posturing off before being laid out.
As for Chuck Norris as somebody mentioned, pffft, he ain't fit to clean Jack Bauer's jock strap!
This is a tongue and cheek thread started by the op, I think someone here took it too seriously. Way too seriously.
That is all.
p4pking has come across as a bit of a plum on this thread.
Can't see him recovering from this.
Please, Chuck Norris is faster than speed itself. If he were to move at full speed it would tear a hole in the very fabric of our universe.Quote:
Originally Posted by GhostChuck Norris is too slow to defeat Bruce Lee in his prime.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheMacMagician
IN all honesty, Bruce Lee isn't a real fighter, he may have better kicks, but he wasn't a real kick boxer and he needed a lot of space to get off most of his kicks form what little I've seen of his sparring. Manny would own him.
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Pac easily