*Hypothetical*Bare Knuckle Fight

Alright guys, this is off topic, please don't hate at me for posting this, I just thought it would be a good change of pace, so please share your opinions.

In the old days if you had a dispute with some one you would challenge them to a duel, pistol or fist. While I prefer the latter, with today's laws a fist is labeled as a deadly weapon.

Why can't disputes be settled between consenting adults? Say you have a problem with somebody at work (where this is mostly coming from ;D) and the fucking guys just irritates the shit out of me.

I am new at the job, in my 3rd week, he has been there for a while. Totally impolite, bumps into me and does not say excuse himself. I imagine myself landing a nice left hook and putting his pompous ass to sleep.

Not only would I lose my job, I would most definitely be fucked by the fuzz.


Is it "archaic" in modern times to settle disputes in such manner.

Yes, apparently, but it shouldn't be. It is very easy for people to be rude and inconsiderate, say anything they please, then press 9 and 1 and hide behind a cell phone.

If 2 consenting adults about the same size want to settle their differences with a fight they should be able to. They would have to complete a consent form, employers waiver and health and saftey check list. If they did all that they would be better fighting with gloves and head guard as in white coller boxing. They would make friends and respect each other afterwards.

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Originally Posted by BigSkinny87

Alright guys, this is off topic, please don't hate at me for posting this, I just thought it would be a good change of pace, so please share your opinions.

In the old days if you had a dispute with some one you would challenge them to a duel, pistol or fist. While I prefer the latter, with today's laws a fist is labeled as a deadly weapon.

Why can't disputes be settled between consenting adults? Say you have a problem with somebody at work (where this is mostly coming from ;D) and the fucking guys just irritates the shit out of me.

I am new at the job, in my 3rd week, he has been there for a while. Totally impolite, bumps into me and does not say excuse himself. I imagine myself landing a nice left hook and putting his pompous ass to sleep.

Not only would I lose my job, I would most definitely be fucked by the fuzz.


Is it "archaic" in modern times to settle disputes in such manner.

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you know one time some guy at work told me to shut my trap, i was immediately interrupted by a customer, i helped, and proceeded to find the fell, i told him "if u ever talk to me like that again....i will fuck you up!" he apologized and was a complete ass kisser for the remainder of my time at that place, now if he were to decide to take it outside, well he would have made my fucking day :) ...basically, i think you should pull the guy to the side and let him know he is a moment away form getting destroyed, if he tells on you, deny it, and if he decides to act tough,well...take him outside

I mean, I have never been in a street fight, and I can count on two hands the number of times sparred in the gym.

I like the scene from fight club when Brad Pitt is like "how much do you really know about yourself, if you have never been in a fight?"

So I am curious to see what I am made of under pressure. Just hand wraps and mouthpiece. No cheap shots of course.

I am afraid that me saying "either cut the crap, or see me outside" could get me into some heat that I don't need. Yet I don't like being a whipping post and I know that I have to say something to get respect.

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Originally Posted by BigSkinny87

I mean, I have never been in a street fight, and I can count on two hands the number of times sparred in the gym.

I like the scene from fight club when Brad Pitt is like "how much do you really know about yourself, if you have never been in a fight?"

So I am curious to see what I am made of under pressure. Just hand wraps and mouthpiece. No cheap shots of course.

I am afraid that me saying "either cut the crap, or see me outside" could get me into some heat that I don't need. Yet I don't like being a whipping post and I know that I have to say something to get respect.

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Bro, there are very few people who are actually tough or know how to fight, and whn they do, they don't pull bully shit uness they are in middle school, believe me, the tought of fighting will probably make that man cry, and if not, call his bluff and kick his ass, i guess its easy for me to say, i ve fought plenty in my life until i did some growing up, talk to the guy and see what he says, and if he gets crazy, tell him u wanna take it outside, and let ur animal instincts take over

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Originally Posted by Boxer4life

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Originally Posted by BigSkinny87

I mean, I have never been in a street fight, and I can count on two hands the number of times sparred in the gym.

I like the scene from fight club when Brad Pitt is like "how much do you really know about yourself, if you have never been in a fight?"

So I am curious to see what I am made of under pressure. Just hand wraps and mouthpiece. No cheap shots of course.

I am afraid that me saying "either cut the crap, or see me outside" could get me into some heat that I don't need. Yet I don't like being a whipping post and I know that I have to say something to get respect.

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Bro, there are very few people who are actually tough or know how to fight, and whn they do, they don't pull bully shit uness they are in middle school, believe me, the tought of fighting will probably make that man cry, and if not, call his bluff and kick his ass, i guess its easy for me to say, i ve fought plenty in my life until i did some growing up, talk to the guy and see what he says, and if he gets crazy, tell him u wanna take it outside, and let ur animal instincts take over

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agreed, talk to him , if he's an ass, be a bigger one when talking to him, Polite doesnt just work sometimes. make him feel intimated and likely he will puss out . If he continues , take the guy outside and knock him cold ;)

So how many of you guys would knuckle up and take it to the streets? Any one prone to losing their temper outside of the gym?

I always thought that working hard in the gym I would "punch out" my anger and what not. Sometimes you just see some cocky muscle headed douche that you want to introduce to your fist lol.

I was watching Kimbo videos and I quote "Let me fight. This how a Nigga eat..." so for those of us who won't be turning pro any time soon, what about the world of internet fight videos?

I'd do mouthpiece, handwraps, and hands only for $5,000 'cuz this cracker has no health insurance and I gotta eat man lol

I'll fuck your shit up, in the ring or out.

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Originally Posted by Youngblood

I'll fuck your shit up, in the ring or out.

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That is literally the gayest post I've ever seen! ;D

Fucking his shit and ring. Just wrong!

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Originally Posted by 0james0

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Originally Posted by Youngblood

I'll fuck your shit up, in the ring or out.

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That is literally the gayest post I've ever seen! ;D

Fucking his shit and ring. Just wrong!

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James I'm not sure how things work in the gay community. But clearly you do. So thank you for clarifying.

*No poops were intentionally hurt in this post.

in response to youngblood:

So my question is before you are about to squabble in the street, does the thought of consequence ever cross your mind?

I suppose this question is bugging me because about 9 months ago I got an assault charge for a quarrel over money that was due. Spent 3 fucking months in county for it too.

There guys would "go to the bathroom" to settle disputes...no fucking of the shit or ring...it was to avoid detection from C.O's

I saw a 60 something alcoholic KKK guy fight a meth-head biker, the old dude had a toilet brush!! Shit was hilarious.

so $5k to you younglbood;D

BigSkinny,

I have a low tolerance for stupid. Which probably is a bad thing for me. So, yes, I do consider the consequences. But ultimately just don't care if I feel justified. The strange part about being able to take care of yourself on the streets, is that where you'd think people would want to avoid such a deal with you...they instead feel the need to try and step up their game. Stupid is the only word I have to describe it. I got tired of trying to be cordial about the whole process of talking them out of it etc and decided to give em what they ask for... It's quite a sight to see the look of a person getting their face smashed in, much to their surprise in spite of all they're begging for it.

I punched a guy in the face and my knuckle and writs hurt all night long, I was in some series pain. it was like punching a wall. I would not recommend it.

Nor do I favor stupidity myself. Alcohol has it's own way of working itself into the picture, add to a large sum of money owed legitimately but said individual, but with no cooperation...I lost it. It was only immediately after that reality set in and I realized I was in deep shit.

Now I go through extra precautions to avoid any involuntary acts of being a dumbass, so far 60% success rate!