Any ideas for me please - I go to one on Saturday night.
The wife is going to go as a rastafarian and has asked me to do her hair for her. Am dreading it.
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Any ideas for me please - I go to one on Saturday night.
The wife is going to go as a rastafarian and has asked me to do her hair for her. Am dreading it.
Fuck you.
This would have been good as a real post i can't imagine some of the costumes these guys would come up with! Weak joke though..;)
fuck you both
Matt tells a better joke than you do, you are just jealous.
I still think those who have fallen for Marks jokes should be ridiculed...
The TV bit and recently the sunglasses bit. ;D
I was coming in to the thread to say dress as Buzz Lightyear, I'm here now so I might as well say it anyway.
Go as Buzz Lightyear.
Also heard this joke today:
A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.
"His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."
:D I get it , shes in the police force and cant full fill her home duties.Quote:
Originally Posted by 0james0
Best one I've seen is a guy in a business suit with two U shaped stirrups sticking out of each shoulder.
Say nothing. All the women get it.
;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Every good lady needs a horse
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spicoli;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Andre
Every good lady needs a horse
;D Hahaha Free mustache rides.
It was mobile Gynecologist, in case you have put anyone off the scent.;D
I am planning to have a whig party this fall. It will also feature a pinata filled with little plastic bottles of booze for all!