Alternative Jobs for Boxers

Ok, so this thread was inspired by my watching TV, and wondering what it would be like if Azumah Nelson opened up a second hand mobile phone exchange company called Azumah Mobile, (british reference), and was thinking about other jobs for boxers. Here's what I came up with:

Floyd's Droids (PBF opens a Star Wars store)
Pacman's Bags and Cases
Hatton's Hats On (Ricky opens up a women's hat boutique)
Ricky Burns' Fire Safety Store
Gavin Rees' Pieces Sweet Shop
Billy Dib "Dib" Scout supply shop

I got time on my hands...

On the morbid side

Salvador Sanchez and Masao Obha's Driving School
The Johnny Tapia Rehabilitation Clinic for Addiction
The Evander Holyfield Chapter of Planned Parenthood

Being a bit more generous (but only a bit)

Archie Moore could have begun a line of geriatric products. "Mongoose Formula"
Ponsaklek Wonjonkam could open a second hand clothing store. "Pong's Mismatches. "
The Teddy Atlas "Real Estate" office

Damnit, I told myself that I would never do drugs again!!

Floyds fair weather home for abused women.

Kostya's Zoo featuring Tommy Gibbons

Eubank internet accounts.

Listons pistons

Pep pills

Freddys tweed Mills

Larrys retirement Holmes

Henrys mini Coopers

Shannon Briggs - Riggs ,oil company.

James n Toney - hair dressers

Tommy - Hitman's record store.

Larry - Homes ,house builders/ construction company.


Meldricks - taylors for the stars.

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Originally Posted by Andre

Kostya's Zoo featuring Tommy Gibbons

Eubank internet accounts.

Listons pistons

Pep pills

Freddys tweed Mills

Larrys retirement Holmes

Henrys mini Coopers

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Those are pretty good!

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Shannon Briggs - Riggs ,oil company.

James n Toney - hair dressers

Tommy - Hitman's record store.

Larry - Homes ,house builders/ construction company.


Meldricks - taylors for the stars.

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So are those!

Jermain 'tailors' suit shop
Don 'currys' takeaway
Tyson 'furys' anger management
David 'hays' farm supplys
'Klit'-chko brothers erotic toys
'Sugar' rays sweet shop

Miguel Cotto's Lotto
Bernard's International House of Pancakes, or BI-HOP
Erik Morales' Morale boosting motivational speaker
(Lucian) Bute's Suits and Dinner Jackets
Carl Froch's dress alterations.

Hmm, that scrape of metal on wood sounds like I've reached the bottom of the barrel!

Imagine this one

James "LIGHTS OUT" Toney - Nanny , child care and bedtime story reading services.