My Missus is due to have our 2nd kid in 5 weeks time. It's tradition to get the 'Mum to be' a gift, but I can't think of anything - Help me out :cool:
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My Missus is due to have our 2nd kid in 5 weeks time. It's tradition to get the 'Mum to be' a gift, but I can't think of anything - Help me out :cool:
How about one of these: ;)
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...P6yK0S7Sjinm8Q
Im trying to flog a gasless MIG welder, yours for £50 quid if you're interested
Big bottle of booze, a night out with the girls and some kind of pampering session.
Most women I know once they have got the baby out, just want to go out and get pissed up after abstaining for 9 months. Get her a bottle of something nice, send her somewhere with some girls on a night out and get her treated to a spa and massage while she is there.
I expect she will also want a new wardrobe after strteching all her old stuff.
Failing that, a gassless MIG welder sounds like something every girl dreams of! ;D
How about a new fella? One that isn't a spineless cunt keeping in touch with women he's fucked?
Oh hang on. Wrong forum;D my bad
congratulations mate... I have just the thing....
http://www.shopcreator.com/mall/dmi/...ts/SER-055.gif
iron/hoover/washing machine - most women love these apparently ;D
You guys are something else, the woman has give Big H the most wonderful gift ever, you should get her flowers, pampering day at a spa, chocolates and do all the chores for her for the next few weeks. That is the only way you will ever have sex with her again. :)
The best gift? Treat her like a Queen, do all the chores in the house and give her tons of time to rest, wake up yourself when the little one cries in the night, that and little attentions. That worths much more than anything you could buy mate.
I don't know what that is, but it scares me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
Missy & Kat would be the only one's that would find a use for one on here :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by CFHI don't know what that is, but it scares me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman
Mine was serious, those things are the bomb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Master
Take her to a good Russian show ....
:-\:confused::o:-\:-X http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs
Miles would probably use one. He is a cunt, stands to reason he's got the rest of the hardware.Quote:
Originally Posted by MattyhitmanMissy & Kat would be the only one's that would find a use for one on here :-XQuote:
Originally Posted by CFHI don't know what that is, but it scares me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattyhitman