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I read in the paper the other day how a clairvoyant midget escaped from prison.. The headline read. "Small Medium at Large".
Wife treats her hubby by taking him to a lap dancing club for his birthday.
At the the club:
Doorman says: Hi Jimmy, how are you.?
Wife asks how does he know you.?
Jimmy says: Oh dear , I play football with him.
Inside the barman says: The usual Jimmy.?
Jimmy says to his wife: Before you say anything, he is on the Darts team at the local.!
Next a lap dancer says: Hi Jimmy, do you crave the special again.?
The wife storms out dragging Jimmy with her & jumps into a taxi....
The driver says: "Hey Jimmy-boy, you picked up an ugly one this time!"
Jim's funeral is this Saturday!!