Christmas Carol

all together now

Rudolf the red nose reindeer,

Had a very shiny knob

And if you ever saw him, he would stick it in your gob.

All of the other reindeer

used to laugh and call him names

they never let poor Rudolph

shag any of the dames.

..then one spunky christmas eve.......

Santa got the horn

"Rudolph with your Knob so bright,
won't you guide my porn tonight?"