To stealan idea from Mars post, "What will be your last words"?

Mine, probably :-\ Thanks for everything.

Thanks for everything? You aren't likely to a nice forewarning and a countdown.

It will probably something related to your manner of death such as 'what shall I start the engine now? or 'who is that running down the hill like a mad man?'

I fully expect my last words to be something profound like 'whoops!' or 'Oh didn't mean to do that...'

I will probably say "Bloody orthodox Jews" or "Obama's a bastard war criminal" or something of that ilk. Probably a heart attack thereafter.

It would be great to go out making a great speech telling the yearning masses how all I wanted to do was open a few eyes and make the world a better place. Little children would be crying and mothers and fathers would be standing around solemn faced and a group of Palestinians would be in the corner knowing I always stood by them and maybe a couple of rednecks in the corner spitting and snarling because I dared to insult their motherland.

And then my final breath as it is all gone and then peace at last.

"Fuck me, a BUS!!"

If I'm dying with an audience, e.g- on my death bed surrounded by family and friends, then my last words will be:

"20 years ago I won a lot of money, a couple of million in fact, I kept it secret and burried all of the cash in a box, the box is hidden in...."

"Your going with me cock sucker"

Probably "Fuck you nigga!!!"

Hopefully "Suck it real good!"

"unleash the virus"

Earn your own god damn money, ive left mine to the cats ;D now fuck off .

"Shit Happens"

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

"Great blow job.." ;)

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You shouldn't speak whilst giving a blowjob.

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

"Great blow job.." ;)

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You shouldn't speak whilst giving a blowjob.

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Or comment on your own work, you sound vain and gay. :)

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Originally Posted by Master

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Originally Posted by Bilbo

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Originally Posted by Mars_ax

"Great blow job.." ;)

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You shouldn't speak whilst giving a blowjob.

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Or comment on your own work, you sound vain and gay. :)

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What kind of oddball openly fantasises about being mouth fucked to death anyway? It's definitely one of the weirdest posts ever on this board.