So whose the Head Cheese ın the HW dıvısıon now? Lost track!

Serıously ıts been a long tıme
I spun a pugılıstıc rhyme--
been sıppın' Absolut wıth lime....
ıs that such a crıme?

But now ıt ıs tıme
to stop on a dıme
and assess the utter slime
of the Heavyweıght Lıne:

OK ıt ıs done
and ıt weren't no fun,
I decıded to resume
what I prevıously was doın'

and watch Marcıano and Holmes vıdeos
and down some more vodka and spaghettıos.

youre shit at poems man

I was trying to formulate a poetic response but I can't find enough rhymes for Olubamiwo. Any ideas?

erm..... poo

The heavyweight division's a shambles,
So I'll ignore your most recent rambles,
I've checked with the jury,
The future is Fury,
But his belt's in a ditch 'neath the brambles.

We've all had enough of the Klits,
So we must look for big punching Brits,
The future's Chisora,
There is nothing surer,
He'll annihilate anything he hits.

there are better lunch hour fights at the high school down the street from me than there are at heavy right now.
i can get you the address if you wanna come down and watch.

better rhyming too...

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

The heavyweight division's a shambles,
So I'll ignore your most recent rambles,
I've checked with the jury,
The future is Fury,
But his belt's in a ditch 'neath the brambles.

We've all had enough of the Klits,
So we must look for big punching Brits,
The future's Chisora,
There is nothing surer,
He'll annihilate anything he hits.

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Rhun i think the brothers grim are great for hw boxing

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Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Quote:

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Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

The heavyweight division's a shambles,
So I'll ignore your most recent rambles,
I've checked with the jury,
The future is Fury,
But his belt's in a ditch 'neath the brambles.

We've all had enough of the Klits,
So we must look for big punching Brits,
The future's Chisora,
There is nothing surer,
He'll annihilate anything he hits.

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Rhun i think the brothers grim are great for hw boxing

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Come on Al...are you seriously suggesting I took some artistic licence by suggesting that Tyson Fury and Dereck Chisora are better than Wlad and Vitali? ;)

Im sure you are saying Fury is the next HW champ :)

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Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Serıously ıts been a long tıme
I spun a pugılıstıc rhyme--
been sıppın' Absolut wıth lime....
ıs that such a crıme?

But now ıt ıs tıme
to stop on a dıme
and assess the utter slime
of the Heavyweıght Lıne:

OK ıt ıs done
and ıt weren't no fun,
I decıded to resume
what I prevıously was doın'

and watch Marcıano and Holmes vıdeos
and down some more vodka and spaghettıos.

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Is that all your own work ?