As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...
"Just throw the fucking thing."
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As the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...
"Just throw the fucking thing."
My cat sometimes looks at me with complete disdain, like I am a completely childish, and insignificant muppet. Sometimes she is right.
Funny the wife look's at me the same way.?;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
We got a dog named Erkel I was thinking just the other day ,if I got him debarked ,it would be a debarkle.
I think I agree with the Nuge regarding what animals are thinking:
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting.
The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'
Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French in that.'
People think to much about what animal's think,I am a meat eater, bit like old Ted I don't have muchQuote:
Originally Posted by JimmyShocker
time for people that put animal's first, My work mate's wife a fucking idiot,I asked her if you had to chose between her animal's or her Family,she would not answer,what a fucking idiot .?:coocoo:
So do my children. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoFunny the wife look's at me the same way.?;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
Its an exclusive club that we're all in.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSo do my children. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoFunny the wife look's at me the same way.?;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
Never mind what animal's are thinking, I would like to no what the wife's thinking.:lolhaha:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndreIts an exclusive club that we're all in.Quote:
Originally Posted by MasterSo do my children. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoFunny the wife look's at me the same way.?;DQuote:
Originally Posted by Greenbeanz
Dogs are tough.
I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy.
:lol: What a moron. I hate PETA bitches. Tards, the whole lot of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dia bandoPeople think to much about what animal's think,I am a meat eater, bit like old Ted I don't have muchQuote:
Originally Posted by JimmyShocker
time for people that put animal's first, My work mate's wife a fucking idiot,I asked her if you had to chose between her animal's or her Family,she would not answer,what a fucking idiot .?:coocoo:
What is it lassie? Did Timmy fall in the well?Quote:
Originally Posted by X