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A mate of mine was on that cruise ship friday night when he saw another man and said "Its awfully quiet on deck tonight" The man said "everyone will be watching the band" My mate says " there isnt a band playing tonight" The man says " No i definitely heard someone say a band on ship " :confused:
Poor.
Ghengis in choosing to post that lame joke you have shown worse judgement than a Costa Concordia captain.
Was thinking about a Cruise, but I don't think I will bother put me off a bit.;D
LOL Am going on a cruise in October and when I was checking the departure date a news website came up with the sinking cruise ship and I was like OH FUCK :-\
:D Last time I was in a airport terminus waiting to leave the televison had a picture of greatest aircraft disasters advertized with a plane in flames cartwheeling on fire down a runway ;D.Quote:
Originally Posted by Snakey
Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship have found two Glaswegians at the bar.
They've told the divers to fuck off, they're all inclusive.
I was consoling Francisco Schettino about crashing the Costa Concordia the other day.
"Don't worry mate, there's plenty more vessels in the sea and all that."
"I don't give a shit about the boat," he shouted. "No Italian's ever going to ask me to be a Captain again!"
"Fabio Capello might."
Apparently two women have been found dead in the internet cafe on the Costa Concordia. Probably a couple of blondes trying to surf their way to freedom.
Attention passengers this is your captain, We of Carnival Cruise Lines Costa Concordia welcome you to Italy. If you look out the port side now you'll see the beautiful Tuscan sky and to our starboard you'll see the old Italian navy.
I would go on a cruise but they are very expensive.